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@WhoU_Kiddin
I'm fucking pissed. You should be too or will be soon enough. ♏️ 🦂 DM fee $37.50
United States Katılım Şubat 2016
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I’m pretty sure I teleported to a Taco Bell in my early 20s. It was 2am.
Andrew Kaczynski@KFILE
NEW: I called Donald Trump to ask him about a top FEMA official who said he teleported to Waffle House. After I explained it, Trump asked “what does teleport mean” and “was he kidding?” Adding, “It just sounds a little strange, but I know nothing about teleporting or him.”
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Earth is 4.5 billion years old, not 6000. You need to watch this.
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4 things I think most GenX was afraid of.
Acid Rain
Quick sand
Bermuda Triangle
Amnesia
What else?
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I'm just going to say this a few thousand more times:
Never Trump was always right.
We told you who he was.
We warned you what he'd do.
Reap it.
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Savage cut on Melania from the President.
The White House@WhiteHouse
"If you import the Third World, you become the Third World." - President Donald J. Trump
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Did they meet in a tavern before heading off to explore a dungeon and seek the treasure?
Dustin Grage@GrageDustin
🚨 BREAKING: The Minnesota Freedom Caucus announces that impeachment hearings for Tim Walz and Keith Ellison will take place next week.
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@misshortcake_ The perfect bottom lip for us bottom lip kissing aficionados
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@AtwinGracie2002 We got 9 minutes, and then we gotta drain the noodles! 😂
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@BlaksNotHuman @misshortcake_ Engagement bait, but she's hot and doesn't (yet) do the lame recommended marketing slop like: Am I Your Type? so it's tolerable.
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@misshortcake_ I always wonder if posts like these are engagement bait, actually what you want or a bit of both
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