Ian Cohn

Tweet #1500! Twitter is so kewl! #blessed #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth #lawdhavemercy #itsthefreakinweekend #whiskeyinmymouth #Obama

@_sstewart that was real life. I watch you while you sleep and then I go into your living room and leave before you wake ..

Arrived in Colorado on this day a year ago.

@ryanddeff it's a dangerous road from there buddy

@FoxNews I've said it before and I'll say it again. You all royally suck at your jobs. Especially that blonde grade A asshole. I hate you.

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Aspen for the weekend! Obnoxious Instagram pics to follow

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind.

I NEED a special kinda phone call today #everybodyhope #funemployment

Everyone throw Molly Cohn a congratulatory text today that girl be running a marathon #steamboat #marathon2014

Big congrats to everyone who walks a grad stage today

Teaching my kids who Jay Z is might be the greatest contribution I've made to this world.

@SarahTaormina BLASPHEMY SPIKE! WHO IS THIS FOOL?!

Happy BSR Oswego

Happy Birthday @KayBeyer ! Have fun tomorrow!

On that LinkedIn grind #professional #someonepleasehireme #seriouslyilldoanythingforcash #wellnotanything #butalmost

Putting Margs in my belly after work is the only way I'll survive this day.

I imagine something colossal will implode today since B and Jay Z will be touring together this summer? #ijustwetmypantsalittle

I thought today would be the worst day ever but then Starbucks gave me a free coffee.

@LilDrusko who knew @mtraikov was such a big softie ??!