Ditto💙Vodka and Chains

Oh for fucks sake, either get on the train or get off the tracks. Nobody got time for this shit.

The world becomes a better place when each individual person makes a conscious choice to do small acts of kindness every day in their own little corner of this planet we exist on

This male swan was away from its mate while recovering. Once it notices its partner, the joy of flying through the water is magnificent. It’s worth watching their beautiful reunion.❤️ x.com/1hakankapucu/s…

Feel Good Friday: Ben was the only deaf child in his school & felt very alone, until...

@SuGaR_Babbyyy 12:58

No cheating Do you know the answer?

@Matt_Pinner The Implants

What would be the perfect group name for these ladies?

@TizzyEnt @grok is Don Huffins in the Epstein files?

@Matt_Pinner Lacrosse

This is hard

My Roomba just beat me to the Frito I dropped on the carpet. I guess this is how the war against the machines will begin.

@Matt_Pinner The Plastics

What would be the perfect group name for these ladies? 🤔

@Christo4765 @RobertaFresque2 and JP Richardson, the Big Bopper

@RobertaFresque2 "The day the music died." It describes the fatal plane crash that took the lives of twenty two year old Buddy Holly and seventeen year old Richie Valenz. Ironically, Valenz feared flying for that very reason.

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@jonstewart @TizzyEnt @POTUS44 @MichelleObama @jimmykimmel PLEASE HELP! the American people need to be able to sign our petition for impeachment. For crimes against the American people. Not just for the president but for all those who did nothing to stop him.

What would you name this Sphynx cat

TikToker BanedTwice: Speak out kid, because millions of adults won't. WATCH: #DemsUnited

Remember- rock bottom is stable ground to rebuild from

@MbarkCherguia He had to go

What are the 4 words?

@Matt_Pinner Holds a bitty toilet paper roll

I'm sure you can't guess exactly what this little metal object is for 😏

@Matt_Pinner Orca

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@realDonaldTrump We'd let you leave if you fart. Just sayin.

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