Anne Frank’s Ashes 🔥

My coochie smells tonight

Nobody told me Jesus carries a gun. Fucker shot me when he thought I was stealing a ham. THAT IS MY TIT, BITCH!!! Oh, Jesus is working at Albertsons night shift so go break his cankles for me

@ElroyFudge Oh you’re such a good man for acknowledging that. It must be talked about more openly and freely

@Whorror89 I never knew another man could have such soft glutes. Not in a gay way. It's just very interesting biologically.

Me and DET are splitting a 1-BDR apartment to save money on rent. It's not gay if there are two separate beds.

@notpopbase I’d spread those cheeks

i’m so glad he took off the mask

And I will always love you I will always love you You My darling, you, mm-mm *Trump singing to a 10 year old*

The doctor injected me with something that made me smell like a radish

@OldRattleMan Did it feel good???

mr beast scrubbed my penis with a microfiber cloth

Last thing I see before blacking out after having my potato skins roofied at Applebee’s

A weird vagina on the sidewalk opened up and stung my eye

@RajxWolfx Post hole and you’ll get even more likes

This got more likes than the pics of my actual face. What the fuck are u guys tryna tell me????

@WhiteHouse King Charles and King Dipshit

TWO KINGS. 👑

Oops!! I accidentally dumped rat poison in granny’s soup

@WUTangKids Did she willingly have sex with him??

Stephen Miller using his prego wife as human shield

Those weren’t gunshots. It was Erika Kirk’s pyrotechnics going off when she entered the room.

@CasparThornex You’re making a BIG accusation, mister

@Whorror89 It’s not LITTLE

The itsy bitsy spider cummed in my ass

My calculator told me to go fuck myself

I have an unusual amount of sand in my ass

America. Always. 🇺🇸

@xojacobx @little_coffe_ You look like a potato about to float away in the evening breeze

Into skinny guys? 🦴

@RajxWolfx My face when it cummed in me

@Whorror89 Can we see