killakells
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killakells
@Whutttthekell
💥 Go Birds 🦅 Go Phils ⚾️Touch Base with @PhilsBoardroom @phillyovers wvu https://t.co/yBCXORRCkI 🪩 https://t.co/ZoXzRHWcoh 🖤
Philadelphia, PA Katılım Nisan 2011
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You ladies like a bad boy, eh? You know the tag on the mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law”? I just cut one off. While vaping.
Hunter Biden@HunterBiden
@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.
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@OafMode haha i flipped mine yesterday and actually cut the tag off too with eyebrow scissors
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god forbid a girl have a personality and not a frozen instagram face
binny 𐙚@burkinababee
everyone in this villa crazy as fuck
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damn i dated the wrong guy from delaware who smoked crack (he was in private equity & not cool art 😔) @HunterBiden
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@clarencehilljr 90,000 followers and 6 likes.
This ain’t what you thought it was.
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1: peanut butter kandy kakes 2: chocolate junior 3: butterscotch krimpets
Mr. Philadelphia@TOOTTHEBARBER
This is for Philly only, What’s your favorite Tastykake?
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Sixers win a generational draft lottery and the dude is a professional fisherman before 30 years old. Most Sixers thing ever 😭
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral
Ben Simmons just won a title 🏆 (Via @TheSFC_official )
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@liannanannerss i never went to pay my statement so quick. yesss!
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wait fuck this (the location).
switch to philly hosting. our tailgates are 1000000x better
Philadelphia Eagles@Eagles
Thanksgiving Day plans are set 🦃 See you in Dallas, Week 12 at 4:30 PM on FOX @Ticketmaster | #FlyEaglesFly
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I’m a Philadelphian and I draw the line there.
Iggy@Iggy30424
I am a Chicagoan before I am an American
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@liannanannerss in my fam if we need a extra car and don’t care about it being brand new or anything - our mechanic usually will sell us one. we just got a ford focus, paid 4k cash, has 30k miles (was an elderly woman car) and it good shape! super bright blue but no monthly payment, worth it!
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@PanasonicDX4500 @zrunns delco idea: say what parish youre from
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okay, new plan: every time you scan a ticket you tell the person "y'know a bodega is basically just a 7/11 that won't take American Express" and if they go on some kind of rant you ban them from entry.
TickPick@TickPick
NEWS: 56.11% of purchases for Game 3 (Knicks at 76ers) have a zip code from New York and New Jersey.
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why did i just sing this in my head in Noah Kahan voice lol
roseanne@y0ugoththis
my replies rn
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