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Last night, after she’d gone to bed, my 16 y/o daughter receives a text from a friend. (We keep electronics in our room at night). I know my daughter isn’t gonna see it for a while and I know the answer to the girl’s dance-class-related question. So I just pick up the phone and answer it really quick as if I’m my daughter and leave it at that. Tonight, I see her giggling over her phone. I ask what’s up. Apparently, the other girl’s mother had just wanted to get an answer to the question really quick, so she picked up HER daughter’s phone and texted mine as if she were her daughter. (basically both of us were too lazy to go through the rigmarole of explaining, “hi, this is Mrs. So-and-so, and here’s why I’m texting you on your friend’s phone…” But the funny part was how the two girls figured this out. Because the first one was so appalled at seeing her mother‘s perfectly punctuated and capitalized sentences, that she felt she needed to come clean that it was her mom lest my daughter think she is that conscientious. And my daughter, likewise, didn’t want her friend to think that SHE uses correct grammar when texting either. So what I learned today is that it is apparently humiliating to be caught correctly formulating sentences via text.
Under the SAVE Act, you cannot use your driver's license to register to vote. Republicans want you to buy a passport instead. If you can afford one. This is a modern-day poll tax.
“They are gonna try and destroy this man.” Saagar Enjeti says Republicans will come after Joe Kent for resigning and saying Israel got the U.S. into war with Iran for nothing. “This is the National Director of Counterterrorism, highest security clearance in the entire United States government.” “I guarantee you they will try to indict him.” “They’re gonna say he breached his security clearance by sharing information, that he was never a real patriot, that he’s a snake, that he’s an anti-Semite.” “The full stop of the pro-war machine and the US government are going to try and destroy this man.” “Just watch and wait.” “This should be wall-to-wall news.” “We never even really had high-profile resignations like this under Iraq.” “And I mean, I think the fact that you have a high-level security official with the top security clearance saying this is Israel’s war, that they manipulated the intelligence… you have to ask seriously about all of the lies that have been told by this White House.” “And I think second, what did he know to have to resign at this point?” “He knew no end in sight.” “And that’s why he decided to do it now.” @esaagar @joekent16jan19
🚨 TWO TIER JUST-US: The FBI is investigating Joe Kent and Tucker Carlson more aggressively than: Epstein's Clients Barack Obama Joe Biden Hillary Clinton Kamala Harris Merrick Garland Christopher Wray James Comey John Brennan James Clapper Andrew McCabe Peter Strzok Lisa Page Bruce Ohr Nellie Ohr Kevin Clinesmith Gina Haspel Samantha Power Susan Rice Ben Rhodes Michael Morell Jake Sullivan Antony Blinken Victoria Nuland Eric Holder Sally Yates Rod Rosenstein Robert Mueller Andrew Weissmann Jack Smith Lisa Monaco Adam Schiff Nancy Pelosi Liz Cheney Adam Kinzinger Chuck Schumer Letitia James Alvin Bragg Fani Willis Mark Milley Lloyd Austin Mark Esper John Bolton Bill Barr Anthony Fauci Christopher Krebs Pat Cipollone Alexander Vindman Miles Taylor Michael Atkinson Marie Yovanovitch Fiona Hill Gordon Sondland George Kent Kurt Volker Eric Ciaramella Debbie Wasserman Schultz Jamie Raskin Jerry Nadler Hakeem Jeffries Ilhan Omar Rashida Tlaib Ayanna Pressley Maxine Waters Alejandro Mayorkas Elvis Chan DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM YET?
