Robin

Password rage is real 😤 The average person now juggles ~255 passwords—and 1 in 3 admit it drives them mad. If you’re not using a password manager yet… now might be the time 🔐

7-1/2 months seems like a long time. How long did it take you to feel truly comfortable around your significant?

Here are things women feel comfortable doing after 7-1/2 months: • Act more ‘myself’ • Pass wind/burp • Go to the toilet • Wear no makeup • Wear messy clothes • Wear unsexy/unmatching underwear • Pluck hairs

It takes 7-1/2 months for a woman to feel completely comfortable around a man. And by comfortable, we mean comfortable enough to burp or go to the bathroom with her partner in the same room.

Astronomers found the closest black hole to Earth. [It’s full of lost socks.]

✈️ Dear @Fly_Airlink THIS IS DAYLIGHT ROBBERY😕😡 🚨 I’m writing this to publicly expose what I experienced with your airline, because this cannot be normal or acceptable. I booked my flight 2 months in advance, everything paid, everything confirmed. I arrive at the airport thinking it’s a smooth check-in… only to be told there’s an "issue" with my name on your system apparently it only showed my initials and surname instead of my full names. Now here’s the shocking part… Instead of simply verifying my identity (which I had FULL proof of ID AND passport in hand), your staff decided the solution was to charge me R790 just to "edit" my name on your own system error. Let that sink in… 👉 YOUR system error 👉 MY money And I say that because I booked with my full names and your staff said maybe it's because my names are long.. I even escalated the matter to the supervisor on duty, expecting some level of professionalism or assistance… but instead, she showed zero willingness to help and proceeded to enforce this ridiculous charge like it’s normal practice. How do you justify charging a customer R790 for something that and paying huge sums of rands to book my flights, something that • Was NOT my fault • Could be verified instantly with official documents • Took literally seconds to fix This is not customer service, this is exploitation, in fact u stealing from us. We are already paying high ticket prices, and now we must budget extra for your internal mistakes too? 😭 I am formally demanding a full refund of R790 back into my account within 24 hours. You cannot continue taking people’s hard-earned money under the guise of "policies" when the fault lies entirely with your own system. If this is not resolved urgently, I will have no choice but to escalate this matter further through the relevant consumer protection channels and publicly pursue accountability. Do the right thing. Also check your Emails because this same tweet is on your emails Mxm📍

Researchers say there’s a cave on the moon that would be a good place for astronauts to live during an extended stay. [Airbnb is already calling it a “unique off-grid experience” and charging $800 a night]

Bitcoin is the ultimate hedge against chaos. $BTC

A young couple in China decided to sell their newborn online and use the money to purchase a new iPhone and a motorcycle. The young wife later told police, “I didn’t know it was illegal.”

A study finds that people who work extra hours are more likely to drink more. [So, apparently, they’re just working overtime to pay for the drinks.]

If you were trying to convince someone to move to WINDHOEK what three places would you take them when they visited?

A study found that garlic isn’t as great as many thought at lowering blood pressure. [Of course, if you eat enough of it, it keeps away the people who get on your nerves.]

Finish this sentence: There’s nothing better than…

A study says that eating vegetables may help the brain to stay young. [In other words, the more vegetables you eat the less likely you are to become one.]

Watch as thus British show host unleashes 2 minutes straight on her own government! It's beautiful, elect her as PM... STAT!!! This is way Americans are FED up with Demoncrats!

🗣Did anyone steal the name you chose for your unborn baby?

If you’re trying to pick a name for your unborn child, be sure you don’t steal from a friend. More than half of parents say baby-name stealing is a no-no. According to the survey, if parents-to-be know another couple has plans for a baby name, they shouldn’t use it.

Women in China are big fans of apps that provide them with AI boyfriends. [Because love is easier after a software update after an argument.]

In the UK a man was reported to police for carrying a “small child” on a highway. When cops stopped the man, they found he was holding a garden gnome.

Researchers say they know why rain showers have a distinctive smell. [But they still can’t explain the same about your uncle Herman.]