The Caffeinated Sloth
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The Caffeinated Sloth
@Why_Not_Scott
Veni. Vidi. Fugi.
England, United Kingdom Katılım Nisan 2022
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@Raw_Combat_ "Refugee". Do refugees act like this against the host country that took them in?
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Refugee attacks a cop in public… instantly realizes he made a huge mistake.
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First attempt to british breakfast at home. British people, what am I missing?
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@ClownWorld Ellen has lost her mind. And a few other bits.
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Elliot Page is producing a Shakespeare show in London with an all trans and non-binary cast only. No straight actors allowed in this version of classic theater. This is peak wokeism where even Shakespeare gets rewritten to fit the latest gender ideology
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@CountDankulaTV My condolences, mate! I suffer em nearly on the daily.
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All the people saying that Lucasfilm should de-canonize the Sequel Trilogy and make the Zahn trilogy as movies need to explain how you're supposed to make a movie set five years after Return of the Jedi with Luke, Han, and Leia still as young as they were at the end of ROTJ without recasting (which they'd reject), without CGI/AI (which they'd reject), and in live action in 2026.
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@FiredUpCoug I'd be down for that. All would be forgiven. I'd actually be excited for Star Wars again. Keep overt DEI stuff out of it. Only allow creators with a genuine love for Lucas' world touch the reigns.
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How Disney can save the Star Wars franchise in two simple steps:
1) Declare that Kathleen Kennedy's sequel trilogy is non-cannon.
2) Replace it with Timothy Zahn's trilogy.
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@p846156 There's nothing wrong with her. She's just presented unflatteringly under harsh studio lighting without makeup. Gemini put tasteful makeup on her and made her face less shiny.
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영어권에서는 버터페이스(Butterface; But her face) 라고 몸매는 좋지만 얼굴은 별로인 여성을 칭하는 말이 있었음 이 제목으로 여성을 불러내 공개적으로 평가하던 TV프로그램까지 있었음 이런게 2000년대 예능이였다고 그래도 페미니즘이 아무것도 안 했다고? 이런 개쓰레기같은 방송 안봐도 되게 해준걸 감사해라
Wild content@Nocapmedia
Bruh
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@EthanVanSciver I demand an Isom movie starring Kevin Hart as Isom!
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@Furanko8 @shanedavisart "Sexy"? Someone check this guy's HDD.
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@shanedavisart Imagin "the last of us" + hack & slash with a sexy android character as a support
problem is the android looks young, too young
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@elonmusk @TRobinsonNewEra @DailyGondor @RichardDawkins You bigots! The Shire founders, Marcho and Blanco in 1601 of the Third Age were actually Orcish! Orcs founded the Shire and invented pipeweed. They was Hobbits.
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@DailyGondor @RichardDawkins The orcs are in the shire right now raping and killing the hobbits and any hobbit who complains about it is sent to prison.
WTF!!!!
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@elonmusk @RichardDawkins We have Neanderthals at home unfortunately.
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@EthanVanSciver But Ethan, the Terminator is TRANS! He's clearly mechanical, but "human passing". If you like this woke trash, then YOU'RE on the WRONG side of the culture war!
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There's no such thing as a "bad take" on a movie, unless it's completely uninformed and unjustified gibberish.
Saying "I like Terminator because..." and then following it up with reasons and ideas is just like, an opinion, man. It's not a "take." It's not POLITICAL.
Alexander Adams@AdamsArtist
I 100% agree that they monetise their negative takes. I think it's a corrosive approach. I also think they've made positive reviews with relief because they want to appear (and feel) fully rounded critics. Zack has notoriously bad takes on movies (Mad Max, Terminator) and bet on some recent ones doing well and they got mauled and sank commercially. He took it personally. That was on him. I often say "I like X and you should too but I doubt it will do well." Zack's problem was that he bet his credibility on "Normies are so over woke, female action heroines are cool. These'll be smashes!". And they weren't and he took it personally. TLDR: the critics are 2D and are overly negative; Zack doesn't watch them anymore and acts on reflex. They all have intelligent things to say (sometimes). Fair summary?
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@sciencegirl Whatcha mean "why"? Did you not see the glorious release of potential energy?
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@hyaluronicc__ At 3x speed it's almost normal speed.
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@EthanVanSciver I nominate Yellow Flash and the Mighty Morphin' Golden Power Patriot.
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The Mysterious Benefactor has PAID my cover rate for ONE OF YOU to get a cover from me for your comic book.
That's $4000. PAID.
Folks, if you're a comic creator who would like my art on your comic, let me know below, and we're going to decide via polling.
Include some sample art!
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@EthanVanSciver I've always understood the term "day" in the creation account to be a flexible chapter in each phase of creation. 6 days could be epochs of indeterminate length. A "day" in this context is a phase of the creation process. Not 24 hours.
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All you have to do is look at the fossil record to know that Genesis isn't meant to be taken literally. 6 days to make the earth? What's a "day?"
God made Eve from Adam's rib? Why'd He have to do it that way? Talking snakes? Forbidden apples?
Where'd all the other folks come from that Eve would have to breed with to make everyone else?
Why isn't the Flood constantly mentioned and referred to throughout the rest of the Bible? It was like a million 9/11s but people just moved on? How'd the Nephillim survive it?
Moses was smokin' that burning bush when he wrote this.
It's clear that God had a couple of extra projects before he created us. He liked dinosaurs.
BoxTop Comics@BaldGiant92
@ReggieGrande @EthanVanSciver You'd think but not quite. If we came from the same ancestors as chimpanzees, then mankind was not created during the 6 days of creation. If the book of Genesis is incorrect, then believing in Jesus is moot.
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Two things: Firstly, what is the source? If it didn’t come from the studio or dev team then this could be complete bait. And second thing, “…remake for modern players…” could mean ***king anything! It doesn’t mean the game will be ‘Starfleet Academy’ nor make the same narrative or character errors as the sequel trilogy (just my opinion). KOTOR is considered one of the greatest Star Wars games of all time for a *reason.* No studio is dumb enough to change that formulae drastically just to try to appeal to new demographics. More likely they mean the UI and Graphics. Adding things like accessibility options, which no one should have an issue with because it ain’t someone’s fault if they lost a hand or can’t see/hear etc. I’m down for more people being able to experience KOTOR. #StarWars
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You lost me at "Remake for Modern Players".
Best of Star Wars@bestofstarwar
Who’s pumped for this?!
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@Forest2Furnitur Oh, wow. That's some deep and extensive damage. Can it actually be salvaged and restored? How do you even start such a restoration?
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