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People be like, "fuck you". Baby, you already did. You can't take back that orgasm I gave you so stfu before you look dumber out here. 😂

Normalize long ass Fall Out Boy song titles

I’m the shit till I die .

@jimmyfallon Went to dinner, he talked about Taoism and how he felt he was connected to it through psychedelics. Tried to recover himself after dinner by taking me to look at some stars but said, "Wow, this would be so much better on acid" before trying to kiss me. I left. #WorstFirstDate

It's Hashtags time! Tweet out your funny or embarrassing first date story and tag it with #WorstFirstDate. Could be on the show!

Given their history, Catholics should be celebrating when one of their priests gets caught having consensual sex with other adults.

I hate when boomers say “I paid off my tuition by working through college” and their tuition cost like 3 nickels and an oath against communism

We support indulging in WAP. If your WAP becomes a problem seek a medical professional.

We r meant to have our titties out and eat fruit all day . I really dk about all this other shit

if you show a girl a cool enough leaf she will have sex with you

what if we kissed 😳 at the combination pizza hut 🍕 taco bell 🌮🙈

Some nights you sit in a dark room letting Hozier hit every part of your existence and that's valid

There’s no love like Christian hate.

If you want to curse negative reviews of Taylor Swift, go right ahead, but we won’t do it for you.

this the tweet

if god made us in his image then why do i have eczema