LordHaveMursey

I understand it's squeezing your arm. It's a fuckin BP cuff!

The new Spotify widget looks like shit. That will probably be my only post for the year.

@WallStreetApes stop eating garbage.

This is literally insane This bag of chips is from the new Frito-Lay ‘Simply’ Variety 30 Pack at Sam’s Club This is the amount of chips they put in the bags This isn’t shrinkflarion anymore, it’s fraud We are being robbed blind. This box is $16 and look how many chips you get Americans have to keep speaking out against this

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@DanielWoodward @shendy456 i saw it live. It was great.

@shendy456 John Starks on Jordan / Pippen is a classic. Also Kevin Johnson and Hakeem is legendary.

The GREATEST in-game dunk in NBA history, courtesy of LeBron James.

@soduckinexcited @ericitaIiano I’m on here but hang out in the background.

@WildTurkah @ericitaIiano You’re alive

we as a society have moved past the need for Bert Kreischer

@MuddyMudface @celano_charlie @JimNorton They could have some Chile or sumpthin

@celano_charlie @JimNorton If they're so hungry why don't they just go to turkey or somethin

Everyone is getting the Greenland issue wrong. Stop talking about things if you don't know the FACTS behind them. I break down what is going on with Greenland and NATO #Greenland

@celano_charlie @JimNorton Fuckin home run!

@JimNorton I think the major issue is there’s a country called hungry but where’s thirsty? Tsssss tsss

@JimNorton I hate the way you say green land

@NickJFuentes I want someone to explain the giant dinosaur in the background.

100% justified.

@WallStreetApes typical Raider fan

Minneapolis residents are calling to use their Second Amendment Right against the Federal Government They are rallying their residents to fight back with guns against federal officers This is a REAL insurrection. A liberal insurrection against America

@HaterReport_ that’s nasty

Jalen Suggs gotta sue the NBA man. They already done found every possible camera angle of Matas dunking on him 😭😭

@iAnonPatriot Great place!

Please pray for Poland.. Its lack of diversity has left the streets nice and clean. It’s so bad that women and kids can still walk alone at night time.

@davidmdraiman @Sarahuli86 I liked your song in guitar hero.

Marrying this goddess today 🙏🏻🤘🏻

@ThomasSowell It’s gonna take two roofs to cover that head.

Seattle mayor-elect Katie Wilson: "I want everyone… to have a roof over their head. I want universal child care, free K-8 summer care… I want social housing, I want much more land and wealth to be stewarded by communities instead of corporations…"

@Raindropsmedia1 To give him a medal?

Two Houston women who were fighting in the middle of the road at 3 a.m. were reportedly struck by a vehicle and both were killed. Authorities are now looking for the driver wanted for a hit-and-run.😳

@DrMcFillin @DrJosefWD They locked them up in mental institutions.

People are so brainwashed they believe struggling with mental health they have only two options 1. Psychotherapy 2. Psychiatric drugs How did the human race evolve without those two options? Think beyond what they tell you

@nbcsnl The new Leslie Jones

New cast member Kam Patterson at the Update desk!

@rustynail87247 @nbcsnl Not for the last month or so. I need a break bc it’s losing its novelty.

@nbcsnl This guy wasn’t ever funny on Kill Tony. The perfect addition to the SNL cast.