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I pray to God I get or create a sustainable source of income, and a good woman so that I can get the chance to enjoy love as you guys.

@prettylittle256 @jonathan_jayo @DrDennisOuma Soon or later , reality catches up with you and the consequences are brutal. Everyone will die , however it should be with dignity.

@jonathan_jayo @DrDennisOuma Regardless of the lifestyle a person lives, they do not deserve death. NOBODY deserves to die.

-The videos coming out on Consolata Githinji, a university student , who DIED after falling from 6th floor in Kileleshwa tells it all.🤔🤔🤔 -This young lady was AN ONLINE PROSTITUTE🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂. AT 21YRS. -Young ladies,NOTHING COMES EASY. -YOU EAT MEN'S MONEY, THEY KILL YOU

CHEATCODE FOR LIFE: 1. Psalm 42 - when worry strikes 2. Psalm 112 - if you feel weak 3. Psalm 27 - when fear arises 4. Psalm 118 - if you lack confidence 5. Psalm 61 - if you need an answer 6. Psalm 41 - if you're battling sickness 7. Psalm 91 - when you need protection

Imara steel did not come to play with KRA. There is a company called Imara steel. They cook metals to make mabati in Industrial Area, Nairobi. In 2022, as they were busy cooking metals, KRA was busy cooking their tax bill at Times Tower. When KRA was done, what came out was 3.9B. This bill covered 5 years. - 2015, 2016, 2017,2018, 2019 Next morning, KRA airdropped the bill to Imara steel email. When the director arrived at the office, the accountant stormed in. Akamsalimia. Then served him the bill even before chai. The director looked at the numbers. He could not believe it. He thought his magnifying glasses were magnifying the numbers. He removed them. He saw the same mad numbers live live. • 3.9B. He went nuts. • Lesson 1: Never allow your accountant into your office before the tea person. Director ordered the accountant to turn the fans on. There is no electricity. He is now worked up proper. The accountant sneaked out. And immediately embarked on a fault finding mission. He came back with disturbing findings: 1. KRA was out of time for 2015 and 2016. Those years were beyond the 5 year statutory audit limit. Unless there is fraud. KRA had shown no fraud. 2. KRA had assumed 23% profit margins. Figures Imara had never achieved. Wakasema baas. This is it. They wrote an objection / protest letter to KRA. Explained everything. And demonstrated they had paid taxes to the last cent. KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 3.9B. In June 2022, KRA rejected the objection. And confirmed Imara must pay the 3.9B. All this time, the accountant is not sleeping nor eating. Amekanyanga tu wire. Then something interesting happened. KRA sent the rejection letter to the wrong email. And never realized. So 60 days passed. No response is received from KRA. Imara knew the law. If KRA does not respond within 60 days, your protest is deemed accepted. They knew they had won. Director called the party. Six months later, in Dec 2022, KRA came back with threats. We want the 3.9B. Pay or we freeze your bank accounts. Imara responded: Guys, but you accepted our objection. KRA said: Noo. We rejected it and emailed you. Here is the proof. Pay us up ASAP. Imara looked at it and said: Guys, that is not our email. Everyone at Times tower got shocked. How did that happen? KRA said: OK the email was wrong. But tax is yours. Lipa. As KRA is doing all this, they are unaware of two dangerous sentences in Kenyan tax law. They read: • KRA cannot audit past 5 years without proving fraud • KRA must respond to objections within 60 days Imara ran to court. - Argued it cannot pay tax on rejection notices served out of time. The tax appeal tribunal agreed the rejection letter was communicated to Imara out of time. But still asked Imara to bring fresh evidence to dispute the tax. Later the Tribunal ruled the evidence was not enough. • Imara was ordered to pay 3.9B. KRA retreated to Times Towers celebrating. Imara ran straight to the high court. - It argued that it cannot pay tax out of rejection notices served to them out of time. The judge looked at the case. Then invoked the 2 dangerous sentences. You remember them? - No audits beyond 5 years without fraud - No rejection after 60 days The judge sided with Imara. - Imara was ordered to pay nothing. - And KRA was ordered to pay legal costs to Imara. Case closed. Lesson 2. • Everyone needs an accountant trained kukanyanga wire. • KRA cannot audit beyond 5 years without proving fraud. • If KRA misses the 60 days, call the party. You have won.

The month of April is coming to an end. Take time and evaluate your: • Wins • Losses Examine your failures and what you can do to correct them. Appreciate the gains you made. Remember to send 2 gratitude notes to two people who shaped your month. #BetterTogether

You want her but she doesn't want you. She is ignoring your calls while incessantly calling the man she likes. You are in inbox begging, she is in the inbox of another man begging for his d;ick. You are crying over her. She is crying over another man. She misses her ex while you miss her. Lanes brother. Lanes. The game is brutal but still fair. As usual, #RemainAman

Men, Pray for your fellow men. I do this every morning. Men are silently in pain. A man might look jovial but, he is in pain, tears, betrayal, struggles, and wasted years. If we hold a man's hand, and light up his dream, we are lighting up the future. #MasculinitySaturday

To the boy who hasn't been himself lately, your spark will return and you will shine like you were meant to be.

3 steps for healing from anxiety and mental fatigue • 10,000 STEPS walking daily. • Eating your food after midday and before SUNSET. • 7 -8 hours of SLEEP STEPS. SUNSET. SLEEP. Be intentional, disciplined and consistent, and you will become better. #BetterTogether

When I refused to read the story of "Ewoi and the giant," my teacher told me, "You will amount to nothing!" I now ask my teacher of English, "Where am I now?" "Mr Njenga, are you pretending you are not seeing me?"

Ukiapproach mtu mdate na akubali remember that they were also looking for a partner na walikuchagua because you are their type. So if you lose focus uanze kufocus on them solely you are on the wrong track. Build yourself na dont ever sacrifice education or jobs because of love!!

MEN, LEARN HOW TO FLIRT 1. Statements, not questions (cold reading her) Instead of asking boring stuff like “What do you do?”, make bold, fun observations about her. Examples:

Men, If you are looking for employment, Or looking for an internship, Or a student looking for placement, Reply in the comments with your qualifications and skills. An employer is on my timeline. Don't be ashamed. It is your life. RT widely. #MasculinitySaturday

After a break-up: Cut her off. Act like she died.

Huwa wanasema never say never but you must consciously decide never to settle for a mediocre poor life. Buana kataa hio maisha ya kuteseka and believe you are meant to be great. Be delusional that you can never be poor

Your life has stagnated because in your heart and stomach, you burn with jealousy when you see others succeed. Your projects have failed, not because of resource limitations but because you are angry, jealous and dismissive of others who are making small progress.

God lead us into making a lot of money and Deliver us from jobless girls with high taste.

The healthier you are, the hornier you become.

It was a bad day in office for Mikora after daughter of Agrippina was caught red-handed trying to multiply her wealth at an M-Pesa shop in Githurai 44. The Yakuza had just successfully convinced an unsuspecting Mpesa agent to invest in her emergency poverty alleviation fund. But just before she could activate her disappearing skills, the hawk-eyed wananchi caught up with her. They quickly enrolled her in a free open-air physiotherapy session with a very unhappy ending. Daughters of Agrippina always escape scenes like these bcoz of gender inequality. If it was a son of Adonija attempting such aggressive wealth redistribution, Omwami would already be attending a family reunion in Sayuni, discussing life choices with his ancestors. As we speak, the mikora is currently cooling her heels in a govt owned Airbnb in a gated community strategically located along Kamiti Road where the room is fully furnished, no rent, tight security and zero checkout options. Ni mbaya,, Put Stone!!!

People are not ignoring you. They are not snobbish. They are just carrying a heavy load and are going through a tough, stormy moment in their lives. Give them some space. Once their storm fades, they will reach out.

@amerix @Nyakairo40 32

My waist size is 34 inches. What is your current waist size? Be honest.