Will Drexler

"Did you get my text earlier?" Option 1: No? When did you send it? Option 2: I was just about to reply Option 3: My phone's been weird today

Depression, Strained Finances Combine Forces To Produce Grotesque Culinary Abomination theonion.com/r/51605

time cat # Instant stopwatch. Run to start timer and press Ctrl-D to stop it. "real" time is the elapsed time.

Apartment Completely Flooded With Disgusting Sunlight onion.com/1QPNagv

Ad For Drummer Personally Attacks Old Drummer onion.com/1QPNhbV

OH at #AstriDevCon: "In the future voice will just be video with the camera turned off." So true. @lenz

4 years on Twitter and I still have no idea how it works #Twitterversary

Only at @ClueCon: “If you are running a GSM base station, it is interfering with the mics, please turn it off.” - *after* turning off two

.@WillDrexler creates an @Adhearison app on the spot to create a Tweet to speech app #Asterisk #theappsarecoming ow.ly/i/5BogF

Hello, Asterisk Users!

.@WillDrexler supercharges #voice applications with @Adhearsion ow.ly/wLaKU #Asterisk #FREESwitch #theappsarecoming

climagic: Its like one of those movie/tv "hacker" scenes, except the commands actually work.

So my Twitter account may have been hacked. I think it's all under control now. Sorry for any inconvenience :(

IF YOU HAVE HEADPHONES ON, HOW AM I GOING TO SHOUT QUESTIONS AT YOU ACROSS THE OFFICE?

Logically, G never sounds like J. The gist of what etymologists say is that it would be tragic, not edgy, to use that fringe pronunciation.

It makes sense

There seems to unofficially be a new CanCan: Appropriately named CanCanCan #nojoke j.mp/1hPL8Ni

And I know we're all guilty of running silly commands like that from time to time. Except Arch users. They are perfect.