Will Grayson

@christhebarker @MisterWilliams You needed an amusing caption. Then you'd probably have got more credit.

@MisterWilliams I mean fair play to you getting 10k likes off it. I got 68.

@chrissyteigen Are we celebrating censorship? How liberal

@GaryLineker Shame he's not a former footballer with a high opinion of himself or he'd have handled this so much better

High praise to the Prime Minister, who said schools were safe, then proving it by shutting them.

@SadiqKhan Where did outhwaites comment go....did Richard get to see the kids?

Anyone else think it was pretty good? 🤔

@hucks6dh6 I loved his creepy character in donnie darko.

@laurenybonner Oh no, how tragic for all involved

Guys I don’t know what to say, I think he just really likes funniest home videos

I’m closing my DMs I can’t live like this anymore

Remember when chavs wore those adidas tracksuit bottoms with the buttons on the side. I bet they're all male strippers now.

Pushing the button in the lift before your kid can is the most dad thing ever

@StephenKing Oh no. Just oh no. U ok hun

You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.

2020 feels like a slapstick version of 2020

I've been asking people if they're down with OPP. If they don't respond 'yeah, you know me' then I don't like them. 90s hip hop decides all.

@Jimmypisfunny I just hope Dean Windass is mentioned, is he? Possible with cup games....

This dude is gross! But we make sure to make fun of him, thoroughly. He deserves it all.

@Jimmypisfunny My-yo itsa great to put a face to the name

Italian Grandma & Grandpa! 1986-ish

It's not possible to lend a good mate a tenner without saying 'I know where you live'.

@WhismanSucks I used to read books before smartphones. I used to know stuff!

One of the things I am most proud of is prior to social media being a thing we do, there are only like 11 pictures of me.

I just got Deep Heat on my lips and it's as awful as it sounds. Like I just ate a tub vapour rub ffs

@WhismanSucks Depression can be good. No better feeling than when you emerge from it

Waking up well rested with depression is like being mad horny but your dick fell off.

I love it when a couple of retired blokes bump into each other at a shopping centre. One of them always says something funny.

Do your bit to enforce social change by arguing with internet strangers on social media

@GaryLineker Another playground style thread. Classic lineker and that's not a compliment

It’s utterly disgraceful that a statue to a slaver survived as long as it did.