
Will Green
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Will Green
@WillGreenWriter
I write things for money, and often not for money.





BREAKING: I've been writing all day about the first polls coming out in *non*-battleground red states and showing how many of them are indicating Harris at 40%+. Nebraska, Montana, South Carolina, Missouri, Alaska. I was waiting for the first Kansas poll and... ...holy sh*t?




I am getting in a car to go watch college football in Bloomington, Indiana


If the first date is drinks at a bar you know what he wants


@pbgomez_ I've heard people say they'd make bank by opening a proper Southern food restaurant in the UK but that presumes the British palette is more refined than a toddlers. It'd be like trying to open a Michelin Star restaurant in a kindergarten.


Today is International Lefthanders Day.

Economists like to say that if you never miss a flight you are leaving too early. But this assumes that time at the airport is less valuable than time at home. Which isn’t obvious at all.












