Will Helms

To the anniversary of the best news story I may have ever read...well done Emer Martin wherever you are. I still think this need a follow up "where is he now" story. standard.co.uk/news/london/my…

@DarrenArsenal1 Alhamdullilah!

Its in our hands BRING THE NOISE!

@BBCMOTD Hes a horrible horrible person

"I am answering you!" Unai Emery's interview gets a little tense as he defends his rotation of the Aston Villa squad, following their defeat to Tottenham.

@bushontheradio Standard

Do you do this to crisp packets?

@TheCityRamble 😢

This shit needs calling out by those in front of him. The Khusanov tackle was NEVER a red card. Would it hurt for him to admit for once in his life they were extremely lucky.

@XrealJamesSmith @pikacap Sure

@pikacap Something wrong with this lady

Can I say something without everyone getting mad?

@narindertweets @RoyalFamily @Keir_Starmer India?! Bruh its the whole subcontinents. You could argue Bangladesh and Pakistan have equal stake.

A child from India should not have to get on a plane and PAY to see what is rightfully their country's history and legal property. I've been fighting for the return of the Kohinoor for many years now. GIVE IT BACK @RoyalFamily @Keir_Starmer

@talkSPORT This is pure click bait probs came up with the talkikg point before the game started. Game was played like a normal champs league semi final. They would know that if they had any nous and were honest.

🤢 "That was an absolute stinker..." 🥱 "I feel like I've watched the Conference League final." ❌ "That game's not good enough to be a Champions League semi-final." Jamie O'Hara wasn't impressed with what he saw in Atletico 1-1 Arsenal 👀

@KCPawsy @BBCMOTD @BBCSport @StephenWarnock3 Thats why you have 4 followers

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport @StephenWarnock3 Completely agree. First one shouldn’t have been given either. It’s a contact sport. These rules are pathetic now and refs and VAR are sooo soft.

@MichelleDewbs @studaviesreform What poll?!

@studaviesreform A recent poll showed circa 80% of the people teaching children identify as left/liberal. That is a problem because it results in political indoctrination

I went to a state school. I used to be against private schools. I used to think they were toffs & people who thought they were better than us. Then I matured. I now realise that in the main, the people who send their kids to one are just normal folk who have decided to prioritise best education for their children and often make significant sacrifice to do so. Alongside this, they also help fund the state education system, which they don’t use. Whatever problems state schools face, it certainly isn’t as a result of private schools. If anything, kids going private eases pressure on the state system. The closure of these schools are utterly tragic for the kids affected. The policy attempts to damage the private system are an act of societal self-harm. Anyone who celebrates it, is frankly, a fool. edp24.co.uk/news/26058426.…

@MichelleDewbs Wrong

@monthegoats Your mum?

Scottish football shirts at JD Sports. Notice anything?

@ashleymcduff2 @Rory_Talks_Ball Thats really rude

Talking about integrity but cheered a rapist on for 2 years Fat wanker @Rory_Talks_Ball

@jorjwwfc JJB was ever so slightly more expensive that sport direct at the time and sports direct were doing ALL football tops for £35 when everyone else was still setting for £45-50.

How did we let JJB go under

@lukejcr These are the types of numptys we have representing the Labour Party now. Unrecognisable. These lots were meant to be the best of the working class

🚨Breaking news: MPs are human and sometimes have a drink. Classic clickbait farming 👎 MPs work long days for constituents, and yes, sometimes share a drink in the evening with colleagues. Last week I was scandalously spotted with… an alcohol-free pint or two between votes 😱 But sure, let’s talk about that instead of the Greens’ wacky policies. Trying to distract us, maybe? 🙄

@JeremyClarkson @Nick_Wilson3 A sheep?!

@Nick_Wilson3 I caught one in our cow shed the other day. Trying to stroke the calves.

F ing walkers. Can’t shut a simple gate, ewes and lambs all over the spring barley. If you can’t follow the Countryside Code then keep away

@SethMacFarlane Orville season 4 pleeeeease

@mrrasmulan Chewing

Do all of my friend's shirts have these holes on the front? Does anyone know why? What's the reason?

@I_amMukhtar This is like a family guys sketch

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

@alrightfans Is this a sketch?!

Making football for everyone was the worst thing they ever did to the game

@DamiDhray Nope

Am I the only Arsenal fan who doesn't want this guy?