Will Meier

@PlanetOfMemes Where's the Cart Narc!?

Your chances of being attacked by a shopping cart are very low, but never zero. 🛒

@CurlyMcNulty The Holiday, perhaps?

Alan Bates has vowed to raise funds to prosecute Post Offices bosses if inquiry doesn't produce results. Like if you support him RT if you want to see them jailed

Twitter. I need to ask for your co-operation here. The Tory Party don't want this image to be circulated as it has an entirely unintended level of accuracy. So if you do see it, PLEASE DON'T REPOST.

If everyone who wants The Conversatives out on the 4th of July follows and retweets we'll reach a million by midnight and have a much bigger voice for the next six weeks.

Jacob Rees-Mogg (with 6 children who all go to Private School) has claimed that VAT on Private Schools is a class war that no-one is interested in. Like if people need to pay for their own Private Education not leech off the State. RT if Mogg needs to pay x6!

The Daily Mail have told Meghan Markle to stay out of the UK because she is not welcome. I have a feeling it is the filthy Daily Mail that isn’t welcome. RT if you would love to see them Bankrupt, and like if GB News and Rupert Murdoch can go with them.

Nigel Farage is considering if he will stand in the next Election, he said he will think about it for a few more weeks. Personally I want him to f*ck off, and keep f*cking off until he falls off the edge of the world, RT if you do too.

@ZackCherry8 The man tied up is the serial killer

Calling it now. The real twist is that the daughter is actually the butcher, and Josh is just being a protective father.

*Good Friday Poll* Let's put this to bed, shall we? @RishiSunak dismisses calling a General Election insisting 'It's not what the country wants.' So, do you agree with him? Please vote, comment, and don't forget that all important RETWEET. #GeneralElection2024

@GoodGamers Zero Build

It's been 2 years since Zero Build first came to Fortnite! 🪵 Is Build or Zero Build your go-to?

@HYPEX WE WANT MUPPETS

NEW FORTNITE TEASER - Could either be new Superstyles tomorrow, or the return of Kratos, or something else. Thoughts ⁉️ "STYGIAN, OLYMPIAN, TITANFLAME"

@SKTheKingYT Weird that they make a conscious choice not to have any of the men hitting the women...

@ayeejuju It's become more about the actors than about the characters.

wtf happened to movie posters

@AuVodka @JB_Lion_ don't reply! 😜

TAG YOUR FRIEND 👀 If they don't reply in 5 minutes they owe you a bottle of Au....🏆

Paula Vennells has been stripped of her CBE by King Charles. But she has kept her £3m bonuses, paid for of course by the tax payer who still own the Post Office. RT if it's money we want back, not CBE's.

@fesshole Hubby will be happy. Trust me 😀

Went for the first time to get my bits waxed. The therapist touched me in a way I've never felt before. Methodical yet delicate. When I got home I masturbated for a couple of hours. I think I might be a lesbian. Hubby won't be happy.

1 person that RTs this tweet will win 2,400 COD Points tomorrow 🔥 Must be following @MW3CODInformer.

@kirawontmiss Why is nobody talking about this? Because it's bullshit 😀

why tf is nobody talking about this? this is actually insane

@DETONATEDcom The 2 newest bundles have DMZ on them so makes sense.

#MW3: A ‘PvP’ Zombies Mode has once again been leaked. 💥 Unknown release; it will most likely be like DMZ — fighting real players AND zombies. A separate mode would be fun 🤷‍♂️