Will Taylor

One of these days I'll tweet something meaningful. Until then...

@tobytarrant Has anyone asked Bonnie Blue?

Nobody has seen this many fingers since the shadow puppet world championships were held in Norfolk

@orhunt You just sign in to HBO using the same login email and password as you did for Discovery+ My FiL has it through EE and that's how it worked for him.

also I did have tnt sport through discovery plus but now it’s moved to hbo I apparently don’t? so I guess I won’t be watching motogp cos I’m not paying £31 a month thank you very much

@ballmarc418 @ZackPolanski @LozzaFox Please, tell us more about brain cells.

@ZackPolanski @LozzaFox I'm against men pretending they can grow boobies you lying fraud . No one with a brain cell would put you in a position of power

What is the “far right?” Did hope become abnormal? I know that people have brains and that meaningless sloganeering sets off alarm bells in curious minds. What exactly is it you are standing against?

@jjjjjjjafc @TheFool_of_Oxon @ZackPolanski @LozzaFox Because someone with a really tragic AI profile pic said so.

@TheFool_of_Oxon @ZackPolanski @LozzaFox Why?

@1ndigooo @Only9built The real question is "how shit was that Rover V8" with a top speed barely above my old diesel Mondeo.

@Only9built 190hp and 5.4sec? how light was that thing lol

Those tail lights look familiar🤔

@RobinNestBCFC @BURLENCo @hjwakerley Needs another 0 adding. Or leave it as it is, for 0

@BURLENCo @hjwakerley Needs £1000 worth of love

This is a local E55. Scratched, a little rust, usually unwashed, street parked and used daily. It is, possibly, the coolest AMG wagon out there.

@FacileTalk @monstroso You'd better damn well perform a distribution analysis of commonly used words too, or there'll be trouble.

@monstroso I count my own using a pen, paper, and the bar chart method.

Years ago in Word, if you clicked on a word it would tell you (eg) “word 10,000 out of 20,000”. Now you can only get that stat if you highlight a big chunk of text. Not really practical if you have a very long document. Is there a hack?

@MichealOracle @notcee_fan He made up 'The Matrix' to scam money from losers.

@notcee_fan He beat the matrix N he was hated for it

What will the Tate brothers be remembered for?

@thejamieseymour @tobytarrant Joke's on you, your wife stars in the DVD.

@tobytarrant Last time I was in London, (Canary Wharf) a man said he was going to ‘rape my wife' because I didn’t give him £1 for a dodgy dvd he was selling. 1. Who sell’s dvd’s in 2026. 2. Jokes on him, I’m not even married. Reading’s no better though, might move to Dubai…oh wait

Just walked through London for only 15 minutes and saw all this - Recently voted best city in the world for the 11th year in a row - Serious crime rates the lowest its been since 2014 Don't listen to media outlets who make money by being miserable fuckers and dividing us x

@tobytarrant You mean like LBC?

@1doddy83 @harrym_vids @AutoTrader It's a car. It was built to be driven. If you're looking for an investment, buy some crypto or other bullshit.

@harrym_vids @AutoTrader Whilst you’d enjoy it if you are cost conscious surely at that price another 10k miles in a few years will see its value plummet?

I occasionally check McLarens on @autotrader & spotted this 650S last night. Seller bought the car 5 years ago at circa 13,500miles & it's now for sale with 67,000miles, meaning he's added over 53k miles to it. Fair play..👏👏 autotrader.co.uk/car-details/20…

@harrym_vids @AutoTrader -100 points for the wanky number plate though...

@TedWelford 🤮

Bit late to the X5 party considering this one is soon to be replaced. But I am SO impressed. Easily one of the best SUVs I’ve ever driven, great hybrid system and one of those increasingly rare new cars that feel properly engineered. BMW UK’s number plate game is strong too…

@pete_ingo @MattBamfor11486 @monstroso @DanielJHannan Beware, you're arguing with a superior intellect...

@MattBamfor11486 @WillT_79 @monstroso @DanielJHannan BoE documents say there was a form on their website. Personally I don’t have an opinion about faces on bank notes but if you do, that’s the place to look. I think for Focus groups to be picked at random and not represent demographics would be a waste of time and money right?

The removal of Churchill from our banknotes is presented as the kind of trivial change that only racists get worked up about. It is an old trick: you take away something that people like, and then accuse them of starting a culture war when they complain. In fact, what our money looks like is far from a trivial issue. When Jesus drew the border between spiritual and temporal authority, he did so by pointing to Caesar’s face on a coin and asking the Pharisees: “Whose is this image and superscription?” There was no more resounding symbol of state power than the coinage. Paywall down. telegraph.co.uk/gift/3745856fd…

@MattBamfor11486 @pete_ingo @monstroso @DanielJHannan You sound less sane with each tweet. So please continue.

@pete_ingo @WillT_79 @monstroso @DanielJHannan My point being that it was pushed to focus groups, and they’re normally opened to minority groups, so majority groups are left out of it! It’s reverse discrimination which is caused by DEI policy, which appears to be a WEF pushed ideology and not in the best interest of the UK!

@MattBamfor11486 @pete_ingo @monstroso @DanielJHannan You did just misuse DEI in a common way though, so it's easy to assume you're a dopey racist prick. Especially after looking at your profile.

@pete_ingo @WillT_79 @monstroso @DanielJHannan No my problem is that when the say public vote, it really isn’t! Private sector companies do the same. Bus companies removing routes have to put it to public consultation, they don’t advertise in affected areas so get an easy win! And I didn’t say woke! Another misused word!

@feenzmot @Xperience_Snr @Cobratate @oficialMajorT It's blatantly fake you moron

@Xperience_Snr @Cobratate @oficialMajorT maybe the kid was working abroad and wanted to do something nice for his mom, why always think negatively

Happy Mother's Day ❤️

@pete_ingo @MattBamfor11486 @monstroso @DanielJHannan He doesn't like badgers, they're half black, and deer are too brown for his taste.

@MattBamfor11486 @monstroso @DanielJHannan how are animals subject to DEI Matt?

@monstroso @EternalSunrise7 @DanielJHannan Personally I love a good beaver.

@EternalSunrise7 @DanielJHannan I’m afraid that I have zero interest in sport, so that wouldn’t work for me.

@RRPegasus @dp66 @Dunleavb @sniffpetrol Mike Graham? Yes, he's a cunt.

@dp66 @Dunleavb @sniffpetrol I'm not calling him a cunt for his political beliefs dummy. I'm calling him a cunt because he is - I think you'll find most left leaning people will also agree.

That's weird, I don't remember giving an interview to anyone recently, and certainly not anyone from an open sewer of bile and spite like The Daily Express...