Will Butts

Jim Hacker: Humphrey, I'm told there's a situation at Diego Garcia. Sir Humphrey Appleby: Only geographically, Prime Minister. Jim Hacker: Geographically? Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. It's still in the Indian Ocean. Jim Hacker: Humphrey, Iran fired missiles at it! Sir Humphrey Appleby: Towards it, Prime Minister. Jim Hacker: Towards it? Sir Humphrey Appleby: One missile ceased to function and the other was intercepted. So the island remains entirely where it was. Jim Hacker: I'm not worried about the island moving! I mean the implications. Sir Humphrey Appleby: Ah. Strategically speaking, the implications are extremely stable. Jim Hacker: Stable?! Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. Since nothing actually hit us, we can express grave concern without the administrative complications of retaliation. Jim Hacker: But the base is on British territory! Sir Humphrey Appleby: Indeed, Prime Minister. Which means we are in the enviable position of being attacked in principle while remaining uninvolved in practice. Bernard Woolley: It's what the Foreign Office calls a very tidy situation, Prime Minister. Jim Hacker: Tidy? Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. Untidy situations are the ones where the missiles land.

@HannahIamthest1 Just the tartan paint now and your mission is complete.....😂

55 years on from being sent to find these, the holy grail of tasks!! My mission is complete having finally found these b'ds! Never Give Up, Never Give In, No Surrender… 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻😉🤣🤣🤣

Five years ago today, a teacher from Batley Grammar showed a class a caricature of the Prophet Mohammed. Within days, a hundred Islamists were protesting outside the school gates. Outrageously, the teacher was suspended. The headteacher, Gary Kibble, apologised ‘unequivocally’. It was an astonishing act of appeasement and cowardice. The teacher was then subjected to a campaign of abuse and intimidation, including incitement to violence against him and his family. His kids had to miss school for months. They slept on mattresses in temporary accommodation. An independent probe later cleared him of any wrongdoing whatsoever. Another report likewise found that the school, council and police all ‘totally and utterly failed’ him. Too late - his life was changed forever. Have lessons been learnt from this shameful episode? I fear exactly the same thing would happen today. In fact ‘advice’ has recently been reissued by Labour councils including the one covering Batley, that children’s drawings in art lessons may be seen as ‘idolatrous’ under sharia law. Teachers are even warned that dance lessons could cause parental concerns over ‘physical contact between males and females’. Extremism is being mainstreamed. A climate of threatening and intimidatory harassment is poisoning our institutions. It's antithetical to our democratic way of life. Most of our governing class are simply too spineless to take on Islamists. Look at when I highlighted the chronic failure of integration in parts of Birmingham. I was denounced. And then proven right by West Midlands Police’s admission that violent Islamists living couldn’t be prevented from attacking Jewish football fans. The Police lied and blamed the visiting supporters in an effort to pretend they still had authority in the city. And now look at the reaction of the Prime Minister and much of the media to criticisms of a segregated Iftar in Trafalgar Square. They branded critics racist too. This was despite the Prime Minister himself pulling out of an Iftar in 2021 organised by the very same man, Omar Salha, who arranged this one, apparently because of his Islamist links. We’ve been led by weak hypocrites, who cover up, rather than confront what’s happening. The country is sliding down a dark path as a result. But innocent men and women like the Batley teacher are the greatest victims of extremism, and too many seem intent to forget them. We must defend them and stand up for all those who speak out.

@PhilMyers53 @Keir_Starmer Your nose is so far up Starmers' arse that your eyes are incapable of seeing a man in meltdown who hasn't a clue what he's talking about. He is a danger to the future of this country.

For 90 minutes today, @Keir_Starmer was grilled by the Liason Committee, which is made up of cross-party MP'S. He was calm, measured, authoritative, & inspirational He's #TenYearKeir Labour, #FixingBritain

@EssexPR Traitors Peak

Enemies of Britain…

@AGroundsss Massive respect to anyone who achieves this regardless of who you support, where you live, or who your team is. Tremendous effort. 👏👏👏👏👏

Some right sausages on this app. Good friend completes 92 and all people wanna do is knock it. All this bollocks about doesn’t count if it isn’t your team. Physically impossible to do for most fans. If you don’t have owt decent to say don’t say owt at all, green eyed monster is all I’ll say. He’s done something a lot prob won’t.

@ThePurpleYoda1 @KieraDiss May well be on false plates

“YOU’RE LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT” Despite warnings that he’ll be calling police, the offender ignored this van driver’s advice and still drove off. As he surmised, she’s likely not insured. Another day in lawless London.

@Mythicalblue_ 100% justified

Shoplifter punch£s security guard in the face and receives a quick and helpful education. But was the Sercurity Guard Justified in using such force?

@FightKarnivore Moron. I hope he's behind bars for the next 5 years.

Man attempts to fight the Kings Guards at The Royal Palace in Oslo, Norway 😳

Trump has shared it 😂 Keir Starmer is a laughing stock. What an embarrassment he has become.

Luke Hannant has completed a permanent transfer to Rochdale. We’d like to thank Luke for his time with the club and wish him all the best for the future. #oafc

@fitzochris Don't know whether to laugh or cry. Ollie deserves his chance, but we inevitably are weakened as a result, at the worst moment. Need a strong, bold experienced replacement. I'm sure we can find the right player........

A great experience for Ollie but a huge blow for Dale, as he will miss the Scunthorpe and Sutton games. This is not the time to throw Myles into a high-pressure title race, so whoever comes in as an emergency loan needs to have the requisite experience. Hope Broome is available

Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]

@MyArrse Labour are finished then.

Bad news for Reform UK in Wales: New Law to make it illegal to lie in Welsh elections is passed in Senedd. It is now a criminal offence in Wales to make false or misleading statements as an election candidate. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

So, enter a football ground without a ticket is now a criminal offence. Enter the UK with no documents and they put you up in hotel feed and clothe you!

@Barn_CF A Green MP. You've no chance of a negative response. They are their bread and butter.

A women was raped in your constituency yesterday. Last week a girl suffered a racially aggravated assault. You haven’t said a single word on either. At what point do you start giving a shit about the people & area you are paid to represent?

We asked a 100 people if you spoke directly with Peter Mandelson prior to appointing him after you found out his best mate was a nonce You said “Muslims Praying”

@DawnButlerBrent @KemiBadenoch Oh, do stop grandstanding. You're well known for your dodgy allegations. Who actually 'attacked' anyone? It is a deeply worrying sight and not part of British culture. It should be stopped. I'm sure freedom to say what you see is still permitted.

Kemi Badenoch says it is "British values" to attack Muslims for praying in public. This is disgraceful and offensive. So I called it out in Parliament. The Tories are still the nasty party. @kemibadenoch must apologise immediately.

@HumzaYousaf @Keir_Starmer Oh, give over you soft arsed melt. It was an observation, nothing to do with racism

It shouldn't have to be said, but I am glad you did @Keir_Starmer - thank you for standing up against clear anti-Muslim hatred being peddled by members of the official opposition. Nick Timothy should have no place in politics, let alone his party's front bench.