William Tasso

Penny Mordaunt (@PennyMordaunt) will henceforth be known as The Bird With The Sword. Well played.

@uniqueavons sorry ... not around tomorrow ... perhaps an older sibling can help x

Even more quiet in #HamptonWick

Quiet out ... too quiet maybe.

The last 18 months have been the longest stretch of time since 1925 with no confirmed sightings of the Loch Ness Monster

If you need 5 coffees buy a bloody kettle - #Costa #HamptonHill

@uniqueavons LOL ... excellent :)

Hampton Hill peeps ... don't forget schools turn out earlier today

You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:

I remain baffled by self-declared libertarians who barely trust govt to collect bins, but are happy with giant murky intelligence ops #bbcqt

@uniqueavons Ha Ha Ha .... you're a very lucky girl ... btw: you sort him out ... he's with you, I've only got teen babies to care for

RT @uniqueavons my dad posted that picture on fb saying "happy birthday" lol cringe much [...] pic.twitter.com/y4NADH3umz - have a good day :)

@richmondoffers @HamptHilltweets is dog poo a big issue round Hampton Hill & Teddington? Perhaps "is it safe to park here?" next time?