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@Joanna__Hardy Interestingly my views on this have changed, firstly horrified that Lammy wanted to scrap some Jury trials, but as I am currently on Jury Service and sent home early 3 days because defendant has pleaded guilty at start of trial, I can see what a waste of time it has all been

🚨 Judge Only Trials 🚨 The law of unintended (👀) consequences. An old-fashioned long thread. And a prediction. 👇🏼🪡 🧵

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How many square you see ..? 99.9% will fail

@Keir_Starmer Hmmm, only accessible if you have Digital ID?

For too long people have had to sit on the phone endlessly on hold to their GP. It's infuriating. From now on, almost every GP practice in England will offer online consultations. This is how we're making our NHS fit for the future.

@modernhistory buy Amazon shares

what do you do first?

@Wisdom_HQ Labour Party won

@dussyme 3452839

@BethRigby Pretending to look important

President Macron and PM Starmer meet in Sharm el-Sheikh. These bi-lats hastily arranged. Was unclear on way out whether this would be a purely ceremonial signing moment, but some real talks in sidelines. UK & France taking their moment

@Keir_Starmer Resign? Call a GE?

Let's do this.

@OliverRyanUK At least learn how to spell!

Labour promised to deliver 2 million extra NHS appointments. 🎉Thanks to our hard working NHS staff, major investment and reforms, we hit 5 million.

@PhilMyers53 Where?

We have successfully got #FarageOut to Trend! We've laid down a marker! Decent people dont vote Reform!

@RachelReevesMP Resigning would be a good start

Today’s economic figures are positive with a strong start to the year and continued growth in the second quarter. But I know there is more to do to deliver an economy that works for working people - and rewards working people.

@russellquirk @RachelReevesMP Further & faster

127% growth. That’s an incredible achievement. Congratulations to @RachelReevesMP for growing Britain’s economic ‘black hole’ from £22bn to £50bn in just one year 👏🏻👏🏻 Is this what you meant by ‘growth’? PS. The £22bn didn’t exist (says the OBR). But the £50bn certainly does now. Way to go Rach… Now you should cry. We all are.

@rosie_wrighting The most simple way to stop this immediately would be for the suspension of a French fishing boats license to fish in our waters, for each dinghy that lands / is intercepted by Border Force, RNLI etc. Would stop them overnight. Just needs the will of the government

There are no quick fixes to tackling small boat crossings and this needs to be addressed at the root cause. Reform and the Tories moan from the sidelines, but they failed to back our measures to secure our borders.

@HighwaysEAST Any danger of you working 24/7 as promised? No-one working on it at 0830 this morning!

@HighwaysEAST @GeographyJones9 Why is there no-one working on it?? 2 months of this will be bedlam - should be 24/7 working to get it done and all lanes open

@GeographyJones9 The Orwell Bridge, on the A14 near Ipswich, is currently undergoing essential maintenance work that began on June 16th and is expected to last for seven weeks until August. This work involves the replacement of two expansion joints, and while the bridge will remain open to 1/2

@HighwaysEAST when is Orwell bridge eastbound down to one lane. It just says during the daytime.

@Colchesterviews Designed purely to frustrate car drivers, causing congestion, which will lead to a 'congestion charge' within the next few years, which the council will then waste on more vanity projects.

Just come into town from Great Horkesley, seen the new road that’s nearly finished, #Colchester. I assume, there is a cycle lane, a footpath and what else? It’s huge. Who is going to use it, hardly any buses go that way. Are there 000’s of cyclists waiting for this? So odd

@Keir_Starmer Vladimir the Sparky working late last night was he?

I know the situation in Heathrow is causing distress and disruption, especially for those travelling or without power in their homes. I'm receiving regular updates and I'm in close contact with partners on the ground. Thanks to our emergency workers for keeping people safe.

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