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Camera got people looking like a whole different person 😭

@ClownWorld Works out to roughly 14 cents per stab

Pizza delivery driver stabbed a customer 14 times because she was angry over a $2 tip.

Vance: "We actually think that Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud" notthebee.com/article/jd-van…

Yes

@Not_the_Bee Fair enough...give them all the descendants of those slaves back...and demand a refund

West African nation famous for selling fellow Africans into slavery demands reparations for slavery after UN vote notthebee.com/article/west-a…

@Not_the_Bee It's a pony isn't it?

Trump just revealed what "very big present" Iran gave us notthebee.com/article/trump-…

@ClownWorld Congrats love, you earned it

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@ClownWorld If you think that's bad, you should see what they leave in the street gutters

Indian festival in Denton, Texas. People pouring milk into the lake and polluting the water Locals are not happy Practice your traditions all you want without trashing public land Simple

@TheBabylonBee And if by some miracle he's still alive after doing that. He's going to go kidnap Liam Neesons daughter

Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick's Dog buff.ly/rfPdIsL

@ClownWorld It's no George Floyd statue, but still nice I guess

Back in 2016, a human chain in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning. A decade later, they honored the moment with a sculpture That's how you remember something worth remembering Respect 👏

@Hitchslap1 @elonmusk Do I get any points if I can guess his skin colour?

Man with a 71 IQ was found incompetent to stand trial after randomly shooting at three people. Goes on to murder an 18-year old college student. The legal system is broken.

@Not_the_Bee Why is that present smoking?

Trump says "this war has been won" and Iran sent us a "very big present worth a tremendous amount of money" notthebee.com/article/trump-…

@MorbidKnowledge Picking she's never asked him if he thinks she's fat, while hooked up to that lie detector?

World’s most jealous woman makes husband take lie detector every time he returns home. Debbi Wood gained international notoriety for her extreme relationship rules with her husband, Steve. Diagnosed with Othello Syndrome, a psychiatric disorder characterized by delusional jealousy, Debbi famously required Steve to take lie detector tests every time he returned home to prove he hadn't been unfaithful. Her jealousy was so intense that she even banned him from watching certain television shows or looking at images of other women. Despite the controversy, the couple married in 2014.

@ClownWorld This is probably why less than 1% of Polands population are black people

@ClownWorld A guy with no arms or legs somehow managed to became an "armed suspect on the run"....I'm not even mad, I'm impressed!

@MorbidKnowledge So you're pretty saying that he was an armed suspect, on the the run?

27-year-old Dayton Webber, a professional quadruple-amputee cornhole player, is accused of f*tally sh*oting Bradrick Michael Wells, 27, during an argument, then fleeing the scene in a car with the body.

@Not_the_Bee In otherwords the man was practically being puppeted around doing whatever they wanted so she didn't want to cook the goose that lays the golden eggs

Maine governor says she defended Biden's mental condition because she "wasn't going to kick the guy when he's down" notthebee.com/t5c90

@ClownWorld If the customer wanted reinforcing in it, then its the contractors own fault for not putting it in

Contractor pours a brand new sidewalk and finishes the job, then the owner refuses to pay saying there’s no rebar. So the contractor tears it out himself. After putting in the labor, time, and materials, not getting paid isn’t something most people are just going to accept, especially when rebar isn’t even required for most sidewalks

@RossKneeDeep If you have to deliberately cherry pick and take someone's quotes out of context like this to justify hating them, then that makes you a piece of shit...not them

I'd like to revisit to Charlie Kirk phenomenon. Here's a guy who said, the Civil Rights Act of the 60's was a mistake that was turned into an anti-white weapon. He once said, "If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified." He went as far as to called Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson (a black woman) a 'diversity hire' saying she wasn't qualified to serve on the court despite her extraordinary judicial experience. He was a vile racist, who was embraced by this administration, millions adore him and he was given a National Day of Remembrance and flags were lowered to half staff. Yet, the same wasn't done for Civil Rights leader (Rev. Jessie Jacskon). I won't ask why or how Charlie Kirk was embraced this way. I already know. So when I say that everything in America is about race. This is what I mean.

@MostlyPeaceful Lol. Bet there's a whooole bunch of people who've missed the punchline on that

3x Trump Voter here. I was shocked by the president’s comments on Robert Mueller’s passing. I will not be voting for him in 2028.