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THREAD 1. Police brutality in Kenya is not random. It’s deliberate. The political elite use it to silence, divide, and control. Violence is their language. It’s the manuscript they read from generation after generation #JusticeForBonifaceKariuki

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In 1901, a letter was written to the UK saying that Nairobi will always flood - Sakaja

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Deep down safaricom would want the money in your mpesa to have an expiry date . Lakini mungu sio mfupi kama ndegwa.

@MAVERIC68078049 A tattoo

Look at that Tattoo of NASA Employee. What do you notice?

Kuna kazi nilifanya nimelipwa na kuku tatu @KRACare niwaletee yenyu wapi.

@503Saraidiaz 🤣🤣🤣 such topics ...

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with ?

@kingdom_seeker1 @HonAdenDuale Umepotea

The fruits of the Prophet of GOD in this nation have been nothing but good Why then @HonAdenDuale in your own selfish interests try to tarnish #CitizenTvFakeNews no one has ever competed with the truth and won

@BENTWIN1 @rigathi Warning: #paidpromo

He came with the Holy Bible and tears. He sang all vernacular songs. He memorized all vernacular greetings across the Country. He spoke in tongues. He went to all villages. He memorized all roads and routes in every village and town. He had a coquettish laughter. He donated Kshs 2M every Sunday. He conned all of us. Being Christians, we all fell for his antics and gave him our votes. We truly believed he was saved and we happily made him the candidate for the Church of Christ. We elected him and were victims of the greatest electoral fraud since independence. After taking over, he shed off the pretense and displayed his true colours. He couldn’t pretend anymore. Our children were abducted and slaughtered. For those who survived, he ordered they be shot in the leg before heading to prison on terrorism charges. He supervised the looting of National wealth, plunder of public resources and sale of strategic public assets for a song. He destroyed the education system, made a mockery of our health system and refused to settle pending bills. He raided the payslips making the working-class beggars in their own country. He sent the National police service to Haiti on a bench-marking trip to learn how to work with criminal gangs and now goons are a fully-fledged department of the National police service. Cornered and exposed by the church, HE is BACK with trickery treachery. Knowing that genuine Christians cannot buy his antics, he has become very imaginative and extremely creative at the altar; ferry goons and cheer leaders to churches using school buses. Pat them a thousand bob each. Increase church donations from Kshs. 2M to Kshs. 20M. For the congregation to look organic, he has acquired head gears and dresses for all denominations including, Woman’s Guild, Mothers Union and Mothers Council. Full containers are ready for use every Sunday; these are being given to women goons and even men with instructions to cheer him in church and shout TUTAM. This is done on agreement with greedy some Bishops who are not even preaching but campaigning. I am glad this shame cannot be entertained in the Catholic Church, PCEA and ACK as well as several Pentecostals and Evangelicals. Looking at this desperation, I remember an African proverb that says ‘When the Death of a monkey is imminent All trees are slippery’. The Man has destroyed our BEAUTIFUL KENYA and he is now promising us an IMAGINARY SINGAPORE!

@BrianMPeter @rigathi Paid Ad

@rigathi Says a man who was his chief campaigner 😂😂

@SasakaEric @rigathi Paid Ad

@rigathi How poor is your media team it takes them 40years to edit one picture, futa hao watu watu

@SasakaEric @rigathi Ppaud Ad

@Belive_Kinuthia @rigathi Paid AD

@rigathi You're very childish, ignorant and immature

@rigathi Paid bloggers in this Tl, yaani mnakula pesa zetu ivo tu?

@polo_kimanii Skiza

I dont do drugs anymore. But when I started doing drugs,I couldn’t afford anything commercial especially in ushago where I could even go for 4 months without touching a shilling. So we settled to smoking dried pawpaw leaves like indian bushmen. Na ile kitu si mcheso aki,I dont even think cannabis comes close. Ile ilikua Inakuinua namna hii unaskia kweli yesu ni baba. Your eye lens expand,sasa nikuzoom tu kama owl. Unaweza angalia Ruto namna hii ujijazie huyu sio mkale,apana! Huyu ni mkisii. The only problem with keroiko is after smoking it,for the next three days your mouth smells like shit. Ukiongea na mtu lazima kwanza ufanye wind mathematics kama Soviet snipers uone upepo inatoka pande gani ikienda wapi na speed ya ngapi. Juu unaezakua unaongelesha mzazi namna hii uskie amekuuliza kama umekula mavi buana. Mimi sioni haja ya kuita genZ drug addicts,sisi vitu tulivuruta ata bado hazijakua discovered ni World Health Organization. Ni neema ya bwana tuko uhai

@yutozxx Croc Cardiac

Only Genius can figure this out Which word comes to your mind🫠

@EmilySm43 A coin

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