Clare Wils

@robbeckettcomic @BBCRadio2 My dog was limping when I took him for a walk once, so I turned to go back home and he literally ran all the way 😂 he just didn’t want to go out! He also knows the sounds of me getting the cheese grater out of the drawer (he loves cheese).

We’ve got a new puppy and he’s scarily smart. I want to know about the moment your pets have OUTSMARTED you for my @BBCRadio2 show. Can they get into places they shouldn’t? Maybe they can switch on lights or turn off your alarm? Email me rob.beckett@bbc.co.uk or reply below 👇

On anger, on cruelty. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

We had the pleasure of doing some scrumptious pizza for a party in sale last night, lovely people, lovely food, lovely night 😋🍕🥙 #neopolitanpizza #eventcaterer #flatbreads #flatbreadkid

RIP to Paul O'Grady. I suppose we'll see this clip a lot today, but it can't be shown enough. I'd love to know what went into its being broadcast and if he ever got any pushback. I've never seen anything so dazzlingly, righteously angry on Consensus Approved TV since.

"It's a shame that the rest of the media has to almost follow the trawler like seagulls, an agenda set by the biggest beasts in the jungle." After Gary Lineker was criticised for saying that the government's language around migration is similar to the language used in 1930s Germany, James O'Brien addresses the reasons behind the backlash.

Royal Mail made a record £758m in profit between 2021 and 2022 - £567m of that has been paid to shareholders and £2m to CEOs. But the workers are having a real-terms pay cut imposed on them. It's plain wrong. I stand with @CWUnews. Victory to the posties.

IF NO-ONE IS BEING DISRUPTED BY A STRIKE IT’S NOT GOING TO BE VERY EFFECTIVE IS IT! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DISRUPTIVE! THAT IS THE POINT LADS!

115,000 Posties 💌 80,000 Railway workers 🚆 100,000 Nurses 👩‍⚕️ 25,000 Paramedics 🚑 100,000 Civil Servants 💼 This Christmas, workers across different sectors are fighting back not just for better pay and conditions but for better public services. RT if you're with them 👊

@FirstBus_mcr please can you explain why one of your drivers left my daughter stranded in Mcr city centre, she tried getting on a 59 bus as the trams to Bury have been suspended and she was told her tram ticket would be valid on buses. The 59 actually passes Bowker Vale tram stop

@petepaphides They don’t know shit about fuck.

Don’t know much about history. Don’t know much biology. But I do know that the people tweeting they thought Stacey Solomon was thick until they saw her comments about the royals are the same people who will tell you that Ringo wasn’t even the best drummer in The Beatles.

@KendalCalling hi, my payment plan seems to have stopped in May 2020, I can’t get through to ticketline on the phone. Can you advise another way to pay for the last two instalments? Thanks

Jesus Christ this is embarrassing. She is sharing a doctored photo of Starmer sitting next to Frank Dobson - who died pre pandemic in 2019. My god - The absolute shambles of it.

I see @BBCNews are having a news blackout on Tory peer Michelle Mone having her house raided by police. Please retweet if you consider this to be newsworthy.

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@jennyeclair Yes!

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