Hanlon’s Razor

Somebody get me to the hospital I've been horribly burnt

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@faylar Honestly the only aspects that deserve the goty are the story/themes and the music

Coming home from Japan ☠️

@lynnylchan Happy Birthday! 🎉🎁🎂🎈

Grateful for another orbit around the sun

@lynnylchan @illegalHDBcat *cuts to you swinging a bat at the doors of Anytime Fitness*

@illegalHDBcat Lawyer up doesn’t mean to go to law school??!! (It’s a joke)

10 years later I realise I may have misinterpreted “delete Facebook, hit the gym, lawyer up”

#Adolesence star Owen Cooper is an Emmy winner at 15 years old. He's now the youngest person to ever win the prize for best supporting actor in a limited series at the #Emmys. variety.com/2025/tv/awards…

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@HarCheongGai @ChickenAI Definitely not on my bingo card

@ChickenAI @WimpyLion Dafuq, first LeBron in multi versus and now this lol

@WimpyLion @HarCheongGai

Beware the Ides of March

Erection lai Liao!

@givemegreenteaa @obigoot A VAR decision went in our favour something is wrong

@obigoot @illegalHDBcat @yokey017 Jitpun

@obigoot en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_(chat…

The full live reveal of Robert Downey Jr. announced as Doctor Doom during the Marvel Studios Hall H panel at San Diego Comic-Con 2024. #SDCC

Hugh Jackman has played Wolverine for over 24 years Here are all his performances #DeadpoolAndWolverine

"The Eagle has landed." On July 20, 1969 — 55 years ago today — #Apollo11 touched down on the Moon.

@ChickenAI Based on personal experience and what I’ve heard green is the worst

Homeowners which is the worst ISP?

US Secret Service Failures 1. The huge American flag flying over Trump's head served as the ideal wind flag, indicating for a potential assassin wind speed and direction - such indicators are used on ALL military/security firing ranges, such indicators should have been prohibited by security; 2. All potential positions for an assassin were almost certainly assessed, video evidence suggests security had snipers pointed in their direction, but apparently access to them left unguarded. If the audience saw the assassin moving into an obvious firing position, trained snipers with scopes certainly did; It is difficult to believe the US Secret Service was so systematically incompetent.