The Mom, M.Ed. 💃

Haven’t plugged this in a while: my first novel! I think it’s awesome. Tell me what you think! amazon.com/Soul-Divided-J…

@Daily1Laughs YEP! 🤣🤣🤣

I violated FB, got sent to jail, and am still cackling. It was #worthit. Long story short, my twin told us in response to her having COVID, she would only accept “don’t die” posts. I told her what I would do to her if she die, which is physically impossible. She can’t die twice.

@SandyL337 Because my twin posted to tell her not to d i e, I told her if she died, I would k i l l her. Apparently, those words are automatically flagged. I could have fought it, but it was too funny. I even wrote that if I went to FB jail, it was #worthit. 🤣

@WingItMomStyle Did someone report your reply or does FB just monitor for certain words? Regardless, it’s really dumb some of the things FB calls out and others that they don’t, but should.

My twin just found out she has COVID, so I’m FTing her as she’s getting ready to quarantine away from her littles and hubby, and she shouts, “THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE IS INFECTED! I’VE COUGHED EVERYWHERE! NOT ONE SURFACE IS SAFE!” Poor twin. 😭😭😭

Lil Dude, playing with my hair before school: Your hair is so long and lush, but you need to brush it. Me: I woke up at 5:40, packed lunches, woke you up, and made you breakfast. You’re welcome. Lil Dude: I mean, your hair is so long and lush! I love it! Me: That’s better.

I’m virtually tutoring my niece in early literacy and number concepts. She struggles with numbers, so I created my own flash cards. This is my attempt at our first addition flash card. I think I failed. 🤣🤣🤣

Doctor: Can you make 9:20? Me: Sure thing! *Waits in parking lot for an hour because the kiddos get dropped off by 7:45.*

@Triathleteby40 I decided to stop being so paranoid the other day, taking my mask off to drink my coffee while I waited on Hubby’s OP procedure, and learned yesterday that COVID home test kits are sold out everywhere. 🤦‍♀️ Back to paranoid.

New Year, New Me! Just kidding. I’m fairly certain I’ll remain overweight and continue to make bad decisions.

Welp, my dog ended the first day of the year by making my crippled butt fall. So, everything that usually hurts still hurts, but worse. At least he looks apologetic.

@campfireburning I remember rolling my eyes and calling everyone idiots. Clearly I was ahead of my time. 🤣🤣🤣

@Triathleteby40 Can I answer you next year? 🤣🤣🤣 Right now my answer is … eh. I did everything except for two things on my bucket list: 1) See Scotland, and 2) Be famous. I think I’m going to have to make a new bucket list.

@Antrob8 I’m so sorry to hear this. My prayers are with you and yours.

Hi everyone this is Anthony’s niece I wanted to let all his friends on here know that he passed away! Please keep our family in your prayers!

Waiting at Hubby’s outpatient procedure, thinking about telling the guy across from me that if he lets me nap the first shift, I have his back for the second. We’re in this together. It’s the waiting room game. 🤣🤣🤣

Lil Dude: I’m going to the bathroom, but I’ll let you know everything that happens. Me: Ew. Lil Dude: Okay, you ready? Me: What color was it? Was it a steady stream or a trickle? How long did it last? Seconds or minutes? Lil Dude: I can’t walk away fast enough for this. Winning.

Dude. Watching Nightwatch, and they keep saying opiate crisis, but the drug? HEROIN! It’s hard for people with chronic pain and illness to get pain meds because HEROIN is an opiate? Or at least lumped in? This calls for a Google search. Like how is heroin an opiate?

When I threaten the boys, they say, “Catch me.” Today I told Lil Dude that I would drag myself along the floor like something out of a horror movie to tickle the attitude out of him. Crippled momma don’t play.

SO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS!! SANTA!!!!

@Ms_Gingerella That looks so much like a ring my great grandma had! 🥰

Klaus was my favorite children’s Christmas movie, but then I saw A Boy Called Christmas. Special shout out to Professor McGonagall, who never turned into a cat … sadly. #Christmas2021