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Intermittent fasting is just me eating 10 minutes later than normal.

Cooked some food in the microwave and burnt my fingers on the bowl. It was only in for a minute. The food was still cold. 😒

@BlackKnight10k I’m glad they are being held accountable, but you’re absolutely correct.

I saw what the cops look like so it makes sense

Remember this idiot? 👇🏻🤦🏻‍♀️

@rn_murse @MedusaOusa That would be so handy sometimes.

shit or get off the driver’s seat

@paigewho2 At this point, you should ask for short term disability. Hope you feel better soon.

Round 2.

My 3-year-old is currently fuming because I won't play his favorite song in the car (the jingle for a local fence company).

@Toddler_talkin That’s great news!

Smile if you were praying to stay status quo and be promoted to an “every 6 months” patient but your cardiologist said “see you in two YEARS” because your stenosis actually improved 😍

@TheMomMEd Very nice. I have a similar model to that and my doors don’t line up quite right. Good job with it.

Tiny: You built that? Me: Yes. Tiny: Like, YOU actually built that? Me: Yes. Tiny: YOU? Me: Your mom’s more handy than just in the kitchen. Tiny: No, you’re not. I think a grounding’s in order, right after I stop laughing at his candor. **Pic for reference**

@Social_Mime Sorry for your loss.

You were a fighter right until the end. I don't know who I'm going to text when I want to vent about our New York teams, or just vent in general. You're one of a kind and I'm going to miss you more than I can express. Until we meet again. Love ya Pop.

@twinstantfamily @jmarshall213 That’s so great. I’m glad it worked out.

@jmarshall213 It was wonderful! The mall was so quiet, lights low, stores closed. The kids loved it. We came home and made picture frames. 🥰

We’re on our way to a sensory friendly Santa event. Fingers crossed. 🎅

@LicensedtoDad Yes

@LicensedtoDad No, I had always wanted 4, but ended up with 2. Turns out 2 is the perfect # for me.

growing up i thought adulting was all about taxes and 401(k)s, but it's actually mostly just trying not to cry

@clhubes This is just a great way for you to keep a record of youth that you can bring up later for embarrassment purposes. I wish I had done the same with my kids.

@babyinthemakin1 Good point regarding your husband and potentially wanting to see his family. Do you think reminding them of the date, would help make them better house guests?

@JoJoFromJerz Lenny & Squiggy say hi!

My Ruby girl turns 3 today, and she would like to see your pet pics please.

A string of Christmas lights that doesn’t work is the worst. Luckily last year I put all those strands back in the bin with the good ones so I can be mad again this year.

@Kshell131 Lol! Happy birthday.

It’s my Birthday! 57 hangin low but feelin good! hahahaha