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@ClarksonsFarm1 There is no place for this type of joke in the world. It’s something @Suboptimus42 would do.

Welcome back lads!👏🏻

@elonmusk If it’s good, I’ll Stand By You

FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week

@elonmusk Keep the model S please

Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago:

@CityNewsVAN What are their next demands? Free coffee due the rising cost of coffee beans.

B.C. union calls on government to allow work from home amidst rising fuel costs vancouver.citynews.ca/2026/03/30/b-c…

@CastanetNews Both have been corrupted by woke ideology, so it doesn’t matter.

Should the discipline of health professionals in B.C. be handled by a government tribunal or their own medical college? castanet.net/news/Poll/6064…

Schools should be focused on teaching kids how to think, not what to think. Classrooms must be an impartial learning environment that prioritize teaching fundamentals like reading, math and science and support students in developing their own opinions and views. Our students and educators need to be safe in the classroom. We will be strengthening the Education Act to protect them from incidents of violence and aggression with clear standards and expectations. School boards will be held accountable if those standards are not followed.

@ABDanielleSmith @Dave_Eby be more like Danielle Smith.

@Dave_Eby Road to a better credit rating is through proper financial planning.

The road to World Cup 2026 runs through BC. Great to take part in the Canada Celebrates watch party today at the Legislature. Seeing the incredible energy of fans at this event makes it clear – BC’s ready to welcome the world and show them how we celebrate the beautiful game.

@CTVNews Great idea.

Poilievre calls for cancellation of multibillion-dollar high-speed rail project ctvnews.ca/business/artic…

@dom_lucre Someone got an abortion, and is trying to play it cool.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Prolific OF Star Bonnie Blue just reveled that she faked her entire pregnancy to “Rage bait middle-aged dumb parents.”

@eubankslastpen @Suboptimus42 they did you dirty posting this video of you in your safe place.

How's this cunt got a girlfriend what the fuck

@TigerWoods I believe in you.

@Simon_Ingari I’m pretty sure my McManager was just being nice and offering me unlimited Coke from the fountain machine. Didn’t get the job, but I still have the cup which I still use today for free refills.

They offer you water. Most people think it’s just politeness. It’s not. For experienced recruiters, it’s observation. The moment you take the glass, the evaluation continues: - Does your hand shake? - Do you rush to drink? - Do you over-explain while sipping? - Do you try to fill the silence? It’s not about hydration. It’s about pressure. Sometimes they stop talking while you drink. Silence. Eye contact. No rescue. And many candidates panic. They joke. They justity. They talk too much. HR sees one thing How you handle micro-stress. There’s another layer most people miss. Sometimes the glass is placed without a coaster. Do you move it? Put it on documents? Wipe the table? Every small action signals something: Control. Awareness. Confidence. Or anxiety. And here’s the twist. Refusing water is often read as quiet confidence. You’re saying without words: “I’m comfortable. I’m grounded. I don’t need a crutch.” It’s not arrogance. It’s composure. This isn’t manipulation. It’s psychology. And interviews are always about psychology. Would you take the glass? Save this for your next interview.

Never accept water at a Job Interview. Here’s why…👇

@guyfelicella Okay French boomer.

Breaking: Canada still doesn’t care what Elon Musk thinks. Carry on. Pound sand, Elon.

@technosmith @elonmusk @MarioNawfal They are meeting shareholders duty’s by “showing” us it at the Diner.

@elonmusk @MarioNawfal Understood no demo this month

🇺🇸 Tesla Optimus is serving at the Tesla Diner today until sunset. Convenient timing: Tesla had promised the Gen 3 Optimus reveal in Q1 2026, and March ends today. The Gen 3 model is designed for factory deployment, meaning an announcement could drop any moment if the timeline holds. Source: @Tesla_Optimus, @niccruzpatane

@Teslaconomics @elonmusk You will have to say bye to all your rich buddies, now that you are poor.

@elonmusk I’m either going up with the ship or going down with the ship. I’m not leaving.

Stand By Me

@elonmusk Don’t go burning all Xai profit in one slop post.

@elonmusk Show me the money.

@NUCLRGOLF So he can play, right.

🚨🐅👮‍♂️ #FULL DETAILS — Tiger Woods arrest affidavit obtained by TMZ. ▪️Told police was distracted by radio / phone and didn’t realize until it was too late to avoid collision ▪️Driver of other vehicle (Jeremy Bullard) helped TW get out along with another individual ▪️TW was sweating profusely ▪️Lethargic and slow moving w/ “severe signs of impairment” ▪️Police observed eyes bloodshot / glassy ▪️TW “extremely alert” ▪️Was travelling from his home (5 mins away) ▪️Two hydrocone pills found in pocket ▪️Told police no alcohol and no illegal drugs taken ▪️Was limping and stumbling citing 7 back surgeries and 20 leg operations ▪️wearing compression sock ▪️Had bad hiccups ▪️$5K in property damage ▪️Was taken to hospital but refused any treatment ▪️Court appearance later in April

@sarobertsonca Now let’s see him say that in French.

PM Mark Carney: "Canada's the third largest exporter of music in the world. It's a huge industry. But really at the core of it, it's our stories, it's our emotions, and it's our heart. At a time when the world really needs more of Canada."