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@2Calico Xbox is dead and sony turned their userbase into paypigs. Gives me conniptions.

@WiseOldStranger Sony are a mafia they want their customers to pay for their failures with Concord ect. and push losses onto its customer base and potential customer bases, while completely disconnecting from both altogether 😂 this business strategy is called “kamikaze”

1.5 years later and the price of a PS5 pro has gone up (how does that even happen) from $700 to now +$200 $900 MSRP + disk drive $80 + annual subscription PS Plus $80 + a CONSOLE STAND $29.99. That’s $1,128 after sales tax, and you still don’t even have a game. Sony = scammers 🏴‍☠️

@Mercury24601 hey ma I got on the screencap

Only in the D2 comm will you find people that will actually defend scumbags like this. We can not seriously act like this isn't a bannable offense, just like cheating. Do I think that Bungie should ban more cheaters faster? Of course! But that doesnt mean Blake didn't deserve it.

@GJesus1187 @A_dmg04 @CohncordV2 Correct I am upsetti spaghetti

@WiseOldStranger @A_dmg04 @CohncordV2 You that mad? Go touch grass lol

BUNGIE GAVE ME AN APRIL FOOLS GIFT LMAOOOOO

@LTI8y7FwjF1204R Careful dmg is in a mood lmao

@A_dmg04 @CohncordV2 LOL just confirms you rage ban via chat logs from years ago and also shows that the destiny 2 team has zero influence over marathon if a d2 ban doesn't carry over, you absolute bum. Please get a vasectomy so humanity is plagued by your spawn son of insect

@CohncordV2 Can tell you it wasn’t for the username. Maybe don’t sling filth in chat relating to slurs and sexual abuse. ✌️

@kitsua_ Was this inspired by that one movie with the bear that screams for help? I think it's annihilation but no glue.

schism #lego #bionicle #レゴ

@CohncordV2 LOOOOOL

@MuItimach Why century egg have bad haircut

lol booted up destiny rising for the first time in months and got both of the limited time characters on my free draws Gonna spend some time seeing if the game is actually better after being ungachad

@2Calico Epee*

@2Calico Called an Epstein in France

Is that a Raper

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@ronin21btc @MuItimach

The two sides of the British coin summed up in one video.

@2Calico ✓

@WiseOldStranger Oh yeah we’ve been watching styropyro for years

Marathon literally changed my entire life. Before it released, I was a fat loser. But after playing it? A lithium ion battery contains thousands of cells within your typical EV (electric vehicle). Most individual ion cells have a nominal voltage of 3.2V to 3.7V. Cells are connected in series to increase voltage and in parallel to increase capacity

@LTI8y7FwjF1204R Fair enough setting the ship on fire to get rid of a single rat is overkill

@LTI8y7FwjF1204R Only if they can prove it buy with cash at a pet store and burn the box

@LTI8y7FwjF1204R You can also buy cockroaches as lizard feed but getting rid of them after she moves out is a pain in the ass to get rid of alternative would be european house spiders they're huge but harmless but scary as fuck

@LTI8y7FwjF1204R Go buy capsaicin cream and mix it in her shampoo, lotion etc and especially on lip balm burns like hellfire but won't permanently harm and you can just deny it and say she might be developing a petroleum allergy because that is on pretty much everything