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@TRHLofficial Power tools on sale will have the same effect...

Men is this true.

@JeffXmemes spits out coffee* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes breath*  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *another breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snorg*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps for air*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *runs out of characters*...

We Got Him !! Praise God. 🙏✝️🇺🇸💪 New secret robot lure was used in rescue of F-15 crewman in Iran.

@mariolopezviva ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Grateful, grounded, and surrounded by blessings… Happy Easter! #LopezFam #Easter

@RochesterGhost @shipwreckedcrew I think I had Sr. Anita

@RochesterGhost @shipwreckedcrew I took typing because I expected I'd be doing lots of reports and research in college. Turns out I never went to college but I can still type...

I learned to type as a high school sophmore, and have pounded away on a keyboard pretty much non-stop for nearly 50 years since. Have always put 2 spaces after a period.

May 16th Song, A song about unity, strength, and standing together when it matters most. Uniting the kingdom, uniting the west.

@saniyafatma1278 Best way to approach this is to point out the potential problems that could arise when either party wants to sell their house...

@SharylAttkisson Wild Wild West, maybe?

Without searching, who remembers the weekly TV program from a long time ago that had a main character named Artemis? Maybe there’s more than one, but I’m thinking of one in particular…

@horrormuseum Egads. Paul Lynde???

Check out this insane lineup of bachelors on the 1968 show THE DATING GAME!

@w_terrence Then maybe they're too dumb to vote and should be left out of it...

Democrat Hillary Scholten: “In Michigan's third district alone, 160,000 women could find themselves unable to register to vote simply because when they got married they didn’t change both their ID and their birth certificate.”

@harukaawake And there’s that stupid capital B again. 🤨

☕️ I sometimes try to read Western newspapers & articles just to laugh. This one argues that coffee is racist. How is anyone taking this seriously? It's really remarkable for me.

@justice_Tyr22 @ClaudesBBQ Massachusetts is an alien land…

Commies gonna commie @ClaudesBBQ

@alphafox They can’t be math teachers…

I don't recall this ever happening when I was a kid:

@horrormuseum Nothing beats the original with James Arness as the Carrot...

Apparently this is NOT an April Fools joke

@mass_ave @shashigalore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

WOUNDED DEER, Massachusetts – Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz died suddenly last week in a kiln explosion on campus. Liebowitz, 20, was a sociology major from Fort Wayne, Indiana. 5/31/62 💐

@EmilySm43 15.00

Be honest

@LisaDaftari Glad to have you here…

My parents left everything behind so I could stand here and say exactly what I think. Welcome to my new followers. As an Iranian American journalist and foreign policy analyst covering Iran for more than 20 years, I am deeply invested in this moment in history. Glad to have you here. پدر و مادرم همه چیز را پشت سر گذاشتند تا من بتوانم اینجا بایستم و دقیقاً آنچه را که فکر می‌کنم بگویم. به دنبال‌کنندگان جدیدم خوش آمدید. من به عنوان روزنامه‌نگار و تحلیلگر سیاست خارجی که بیش از 20 سال است ایران را پوشش می‌دهم، عمیقاً در این برهه از تاریخ غرق شده‌ام. خوشحالم که شما اینجا هستید.

@DefiantLs Did they observe the due process coming in?

Ilhan Omar: "ICE has deported nearly 140,000 people often with no due process or hearings… This is the behavior of a dictator!"

@benonwine I don't have enough middle fingers to tell my muslim neighbor exactly how I feel about that...

Your Muslim neighbour tells you to get rid of your dog, and says you will respect Islam. What would you do?