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3 games missed in 6 years, with 196 goals & assists for Manchester United. 113 in 137 games for Sporting. 52 in 85 games for Portugal. 404 G/A for club & country. He just turned 31. That is footballing genius, pure wizardry. Maybe it is his absence that will make people finally appreciate him the way he is supposed to be. Either way, I am incredibly privileged & grateful to watch this man play football every single week. My Captain.

Just discovered my 19 year old daughter has an OnlyFans account I was devastated She clearly must not be registered as a sole proprietor with the the German Trade Office I sat her down and asked how much she'd made She said €4,200 I nearly collapsed That's at least €1,890 in unreported VAT obligations She started crying but I did the only thing a good father could do We spent the entire weekend filling out forms together She's now fully compliant with a business registration and tax ID Makes €340/month after taxes and social contributions I've never been more proud of her Only 19 and already an online entrepreneur She has a bright future ahead of her

I would sail my ship into rocks and sacrifice the entire crew if I heard that voice from the shore.

Beyond belief

🚨 Trent: “My Spanish? I’ve been learning for a few months (laughs).”

Rhostyllen 3 - 2 @Fcqueenspark (After Extra Time) We promised you an entertaining fixture and this one delivered! 💥 Goals from: Liam Sklenar ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Player of the Match: Liam Sklenar - a superb display, worked hard all game, and bagged a hat-trick 👏 Cya in the final! UTV 🙌

@FootyAccums “Whatever wolves value him at”

How much is this guy worth right now?

Heartless but the beat is Heartless

In loving memory of Kath Phipps: friend, confidant and treasured colleague. United will never be the same.

𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝟭𝟵’𝘀 | 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁. Our Under 19’s team are actively seeking further players to strengthen our squad. 𝗔𝗴𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 Players must be 16-19 years of age. Contact- 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝘂𝘀 𝗝𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 - 𝗠𝗼𝗯: 𝟬𝟳𝟵𝟲𝟭𝟲𝟮𝟴𝟭𝟴𝟰

His legacy is going to get better as time goes on and people realize we may never see a player as gifted as him again. No player has been more hard done by living in the Messi era. This is a top 5 footballer ever, and I don’t care what anyone says.

You can't beat an Original. #MUFC || @adidasFootball

Remember the kids in primary school who was still reading biff and kipper in year 6. Well this is them. Brain dead fucks who get their news off Facebook, the type who share missing dog posts when the dogs in fucking Texas.

How on earth can people genuinely think this is right and ok to happen on the biggest fucking stage is beyond me? Lock em up the psychopaths

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 we’re finished

“At the age of 26” 😭😭😭😭

Our delivery from @TheRangeUK was supposed to be on Friday 17th May, by XDP and it still has not been delivered.. I still cannot get through to anyone on the customer service number 😡 been on hold for well over an hour again!!