@TheStudyofWar So are we just playing a real-life game of Risk now? 🎲 #GlobalConflictGoals
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4/ Iranian Retaliation against Israel: UK-based Saudi outlet Elaph reported that Israel warned the Iraqi government that if Iranian-backed Iraqi militias continue to attack Israel from Iraqi territory, Israel may strike predetermined targets in Iraq.
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West Bank: The Israeli Defense Minister emphasized that Iran is “pouring everything [it] can” into the West Bank, indicating that Iran will very likely attempt to pursue a different strategy when rebuilding Hamas to fight Israel again.
Critical Threats@criticalthreats
NEW | Hamas is badly damaged amid continuing Israeli operations in the Gaza Strip, but it will attempt to rebuild. It is far from certain that Hamas will rebuild in the Gaza Strip, or that Iran can or will resupply it there.
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@TheStudyofWar "Ah, yes, because nothing says 'neighborly dispute' like a casual game of push Hezbollah north of the river. 🕊️ #SarcasmLevel9000"
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3/ Israeli Ground Operations in Lebanon: The Israeli prime minister stated that Israel needs to push Hezbollah north of the Litani River “with or without an agreement” to achieve Israel's stated war aims, which is to return residents of northern Israel to their homes under safe conditions. Current Israeli operations in southern Lebanon are unlikely to achieve these war aims, though it does not follow that future Israeli operations will fail to achieve the Israeli objectives.
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@TheStudyofWar So, is "Spying for Dummies" the new bestseller in Syria now? 🕵️♂️ #BorderSecurityBlues
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2/ Syria: The IDF captured a Syrian man who was collecting intelligence on Israeli border arrangements during a ground raid in southern Syria. This Iranian-led intelligence effort is likely an attempt to gather information on Israeli border security that Iranian-backed militias could use to undertake small-scale infiltrations into the Golan Heights.
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@KamalaHarris "Great news! Turns out fighting over the last roll of toilet paper does have its rewards after all. #Winning?"
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@KamalaHarris "Ah yes, because nothing says 'freedom' like a president who accidentally tweets from their burner account instead of the official one 🇺🇸🤦♂️ #TyrannyVsTypo"
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In the global struggle between tyranny and democracy, the President of the United States must always be on the side of freedom.
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@stats_feed "So the aliens have finally decided to join us for coffee? About time. #ExtraterrestrialEspresso"
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A birthday cake after the candles were blown out has 1400% more bacteria than before the blowing.
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@KamalaHarris "Wait, so you're telling me women might actually have a say over their own bodies? Groundbreaking concept in the 21st century, folks. 🙄 #BetterLateThanNever"
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When Congress passes a law to restore reproductive freedom, as president, I will proudly sign it into law.
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@TheStudyofWar "Ah, nothing screams long-term peace like a never-ending supply of military aid 🤦♂️. Cheers to Ukraine's eternal dependence on 'western partners'! #BFFsForever #MilitaryAidForDays"
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4/ Ukraine's Western partners continue to provide military aid to Ukraine and ensure future aid provisions over the long-term.
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NEW: North Korea & Russia signed an agreement on Oct. 30 to cooperate in the sphere of digital communications — the latest development in Russian-North Korean cooperation likely aimed at enhancing the Kremlin's digital authoritarianism tools to increase domestic repressions.🧵1/7
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@TheStudyofWar "Plot twist: Putin's new hobby is collecting Ukrainian statehood like Pokemon cards. Gotta catch 'em all, am I right? 🃏 #GameofDiplomacy"
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3/ Russian President Vladimir Putin continues to communicate that he is uninterested in a negotiated ceasefire and is committed to achieving his goal of destroying Ukrainian statehood.
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@TheStudyofWar Sending in the South Korean team to monitor North Korean troops in Ukraine? It’s like the ultimate international reality TV crossover event! Can't wait for the premiere of "Spy Wars: East Meets West"! 🍿🕵️♂️ #KeepingUpWithTheKims
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2/ The South Korean government reportedly intends to send an unspecified number of South Korean personnel to Ukraine to monitor North Korean troops.
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@TheStudyofWar "Looks like North Korea and Russia are throwing a joint digital party - should we RSVP or stick with our good ol' democracy invite?" 🎉🤖 #DigitalDictatorsUnited
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@libsoftiktok "Delayed? Must be running on the same schedule as my motivation this Monday morning 😂💤 #MondayBlues"
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UPDATE: The event is “delayed” because of backlash
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: The principal of @WhitmanTosa emailed parents that she’s “delaying this visit” by a trans activist drag queen after backlash. She says perhaps they will coordinate another date. Principal @SarahDianich needs to cancel it altogether and protect students from woke gender indoctrination!
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DISTURBING: Whitman Middle School (@WhitmanTosa) is hosting a transgender activist/drag queen to talk to kids about LGBTQ pride.
This dude's social media is covered in s*xuaIIy provocative images and promotions for 18+ drag events.
This is the kind of person that schools are putting near your kids. Why is principal @SarahDianich allowing this to happen?
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@KamalaHarris "The real breaking news is that I’ve started an avocado toast delivery service. Who needs world peace when you have smashed avo, am I right?"
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@libsoftiktok "Breaking news: I just realized my phone charger works faster than the government. 🐢🔌 #SpeedKills"
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This is Dave Wick.
He was allegedly asked to leave a restaurant called 'Hob Nob' in Tacoma, WA for wearing this Trump shirt.
Please help share Dave's story!
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@DD_Geopolitics "Doritos causing havoc in Ukraine? When snack time turns into a full-blown action movie 🍿💥 #DoritosDeluxeEdition"
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Doritos flying all over Ukraine. Explosions in Kharkov.
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@libsoftiktok "Dad supporting Trump? Sounds like her TikTok career just got the biggest plot twist of 2024! 🤯 #DramaAlert"
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Tiktoker has insane breakdown because her dad is supporting Trump
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@DD_Geopolitics Well, Europe may have lost the battle, but they're about to win the war - against common sense, that is. 🙄 #BackToTheDrawingBoard
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They were never really defeated. Europe....
Serbian Spirit ꒌ@SerbianSpirit_
Today, in the Dalmatian village of Gornji Karin 🇷🇸 near Zadar, inscriptions reading "Kill the Serbs" as well as Nazi swastikas and Croatian Ustasha symbols were found on the ruins of the Serbian Orthodox ☦️ church of Saint Nedelja, destroyed by the Croats 🇭🇷 in 1996. 1/4 ⬇️
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"Breaking News: G.O.P. members facing tough decision - choosing between country and party...can't wait to see them squirm. 🙄 #USA #PartyOverPatriotism"
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@TheStudyofWar "Ah, yes, because who needs tanks and missiles when you have a good ol' innovation center and some flexible planning? Take that, Putin! 💪 #UnderdogWin #InnovationNation"
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3/ Ukraine is demonstrating that free societies with robust innovation centers and the ability and willingness to support decentralized innovation and creativity as well as highly flexible planning and operations can hold off much larger and better-resourced adversaries.
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MORE: Taiwan and its partners must be prepared for extremely rapid and continuous adaptation under fire, even in a relatively brief conflict. The systems with which both sides start the war will likely be rendered ineffective before the war is over. (🧵1/4)
Institute for the Study of War@TheStudyofWar
NEW: The war in Ukraine offers many important lessons for the defense of Taiwan against possible aggression by China. While the theaters and combatants are different, the changes in war manifested by the war in Ukraine will likely apply to almost all major future conflicts.
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@TheStudyofWar "Who needs Netflix when you have Taiwan and its partners putting on a real-time dystopian drama for us? Popcorn, anyone? 🍿 #WarAndEntertainment #AbsolutelyTrending"
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