Impeccable Witty

@InibeheEffiong No level, Nigerian military will humble them, jokes apart...🙄🙄🙄 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

The American military might is incredible.

@ubifranklin1 Ubi u're a bloody liar, this is d owner of Joseph's Pot(Obasi Joseph), he has always been a good n big Igbo comic story teller (#cruisewityJoe), with his growth in content creation, he established his business. Stop the lie Ubi.

During the Pandemic, I helped over 500 Businesses through the support of my friends and Bosses PASTOR TOBI and THE BLACK MENTOR. We gave businesses support from 100k , 200k, 500k and $5k, $7k and $10k Amongst this over 500 people, only one person has been reaching out periodically to report progress, His Business Name is THE JOSEPH’s POT in owerri, Imo state. 500 dollars was given to him and he moved from a kiosk to a big space now and one of the biggest in owerri.

@chinemelumma @General_Somto Fóóliah you. Instead of you to blame your stvp!d self for lacking focus, u dey blame person for distracting u, this is the height of irresponsibility n lack of accountability on Ur part. You just clocked a year older and you never still wise.

@General_Somto This guy is busy causing distractions here and there, while Nigerians are being killed in their numbers, without people knowing about it

“Currently in Blord City, Awka, Anambra State. Let’s Observe The Billboard.” ~ VeryDarkMan

@DeetalksSam @Teeniiola U be werey🤣🤣

@Teeniiola Was just waiting to see him litter the floor with the banana peels. So I could cook

I no sure say this Verydarkman know say I be celeb ooo, the way he humble enh! He just decided to walk around and get a banana on the street of Akwa. Ee no get anybody wey no sabi am 😂

@Jornwathe4 No mind those idiots. People like N6 wey suppose get sense sef go dey push distraction narrative 🤣🤣🤣

This one no be distraction from important moments but make vdm just reply now narratives nd agenda go dey fly upandan

This video needs to be trending until election day 2027!!! It is enough leverage!! No argument, no doubts. Clear as day !!

@ThatOjoBoy If you're good with your craft, you won't add ashawo to support it.

if you book Dj Dimple Nipple, you are getting a Dj & a Baddie 😂 🔥 Last night in Owerri was shutdown.

@silverpenydr Werey, there is no "you people" tagging you, mention the particular person telling you he/she needs laptop. Stop trying to use ogbon Sodiq to emove like popular demand 🙄🙄🙄

You people call me a thief, yet still have the audacity to tag me in posts saying you need a laptop. I’ll see the post, invite you for interviews, and if you pass, you’ll get a laptop. No matter how I’m treated, I will never take advantage of people’s needs or let negativity stop me from doing something genuine and impactful.

@realFemiOtedola @officialABAT @AlikoDangote Before you do neck like your pikin, rubbish 🙄🙄

Yesterday, I spent Easter Sunday with our dear President, Bola Tinubu, and my bestie Aliko Dangote. We discussed the economy and how Nigerians can benefit from the reforms. On a day of resurrection and renewal, Mr President was still working. That kind of commitment gives you hope for Nigeria 🇳🇬 … F.Ote💲

“This Experience Will Not Repeat Itself” - Another Presidential Promise fails in less than 24 Hours. Less than 24 hours after President Tinubu stood at the Jos Plateau State airport on April 2, 2026, and promised the grieving Nigerian citizens, “I promise you that this experience will not repeat itself,” another brutal attack occurred in Nyamgo Gyel, Jos South LGA, resulting in the deaths of several innocent citizens. Since then, and only a week following that reassuring promise from the President, Nasarawa State has been plunged into grief as the Akyawa and Udege Kasa communities fled for their lives after gunmen killed at least 11 people. Many homes were reduced to ashes, and numerous families remain missing. In Zamfara State, 150 innocent Nigerians were abducted from the Kurfa Danya and Kurfan Magaji communities in one of the largest mass kidnappings in recent times. On the same day of the Zamfara kidnappings, terrorists in Borno State stormed Chibok, killing four officers and burning down homes. Yesterday, on Easter Sunday, Benue State was rocked by violence again, with over 17 Nigerians massacred, entire communities left in ruins, and many individuals still unaccounted for. Today, in Kaduna State, several innocent citizens were killed by terrorists inside churches, with many others abducted in the Ariko community of Kachia LGA. Yet we were told, “This experience will not repeat itself.” This represents a failure of leadership and responsibility, and sadly, Nigerians are paying for it with their lives. These attackers are not ghostly figures; our inaction emboldens them. How can a President make such a categorical promise and, mere hours later, the nation continues to count the dead across multiple states? The primary responsibility of any government is to protect lives and property; however, this responsibility is failing today. Nigerians are being slaughtered in their homes, in their communities, and in the very places they should feel safest. Even the President did not enter these communities, so who is truly safe in Nigeria? This is a national emergency. Nigeria is bleeding, and the situation is worsening and increasingly helpless. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@Wizarab10 On resurrection Sunday??? Be like Christ go really need d!e again o, bcos ...😩

I'm not TOE, but if you can handle 2 toes, you can handle one toe. She just needs to clean up before sex. That way you can suck the toe & the toe toe, and suck the toe while hitting the toe toe.

You strvggle for relevance, that counts. Sorry.

@DanielRegha Omo!!! Emotional damage 😩😩😩

@silverpenydr @anthonyjoshua U wan share 260k dell laptop for him team?🙄🙄 Better tell am on time say you go need all his team members SSN sha

Anthony Joshua @anthonyjoshua I’d love to be part of your training camp for your next fight. please grant me this one wish.

@Drey18055 @equitysociety_ @ubifranklin1 U dey tag Omila, ubi wey need crowd funding at this point to clear historical gbese.. Wetin really give you the confidence say Ubi go turn up financially, that guy dey find money like mad.

@Wittyemi101 @equitysociety_ @ubifranklin1 Wetin sup 🙄

After our widows and orphans empowerment program yesterday, this poor widow ALILONU CHINASA HARRIETA pulled me aside. With tears in her eyes, she said she might not be alive to attend the next one. She sees no way out of her situation except if God comes for her. She lifted her blouse and showed me the lump. She has cancer. She has spent the little she had on several tests, but some results she hasn’t even been able to collect because she lacks money to pay for them. The doctor says she needs urgent surgery and treatment, which will cost ₦2.8 million and above. This woman is a widow with three young daughters. She lost her husband years ago. Her husband’s family has abandoned her because she has only girls. She was the only surviving child of her late parents, so she has no one else to turn to. Please, if this touches your soul, let us come together and save her life. She has no other hope. Account number 6008594961 Account mane: ALILONU CHINASA HARRIETA Key stone Bank

@UnkleAyo All na context nau🤣

When my father-in-law asks me what plans I have for his daughter:

@mr_chiboi @yabaleftonline Na so, when dem go begin escort am go prison you go begin shout oppression, keep cheering..🤣🤣🤣

Lmao DeeOne no dey play at all Printed the banner already like say tomorrow na election. If Ratels touch his picture again, VDM go wake up see himself dey smile with APC for billboard. This one na next level pettiness or strategic chess? Make una no use my own face for una next video abeg, I no get money for billboard reply.

Comedian DeeOne dares VeryDarkMan by sharing his pictures with APC and the City Boy movement as he sets to place them on billboards across Lagos and other states.

@Drey18055 @equitysociety_ @ubifranklin1 See who you dey tag🤣🤣🤣

@equitysociety_ @ubifranklin1 pls help look into this 🙏 😭

@it_Rutie @boniface_jrn @ellabosslady_ You wey dey support Omila🙄

@boniface_jrn @ellabosslady_ What about me?

Odunmodublvck Teni VDM Realest Respect to you guys ❤️