The Dread Cat Mister

So long, and thanks for the fish. #Twitter #Forever #Xsucks

What do you want?

And so my day begins

@deborahblake The longer you watch, the better it gets. I didn’t even want to catch one. I just like watching them.

@WizardCatMister Gorgeous 😍

I could sit here all day.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

@cinnotomon I got second degree burns from ramen noodles once. On my knee. Didn’t think about the bowl tipping over when I got on the mattress and BAM! Scalding hot water right on my knee.

Guys pls tell me the stupidest way you’ve gotten injured/gotten a scar I need it for writing purposes. Like for example I scratched my hand with a broken phone case and it scarred. Stuff like this please

Y’all are not going to believe the story behind this one.

@deborahblake Pffft…those little hairballs have nothing on me. They’d be simple house cats if I hadn’t taken on their training. I mean…not that I’m anything more than a simple house cat…of course… Catnip anyone?

@WizardCatMister That is no way to refer to your feline overlords...

Love these weirdos

Are all orange cats so needy?

Happy #Caturday y’all

@ThewizardofGos Duel of the Fates is my personal choice. I think it’s one of the finest pieces John Williams has ever written.

@WizardCatMister Why do I hear the fight theme between Obi Wan and Anakin?

@WaldoButtersDF @Shadowace79 @HarriedWizard He really is 4/4, isn’t he? Poor Mac.

@Shadowace79 @HarriedWizard no question

These four Wirzds all walk into a bar. Who is most like to have the following happen to them? get into a bar fight Have magical assassins come after them Be thrown out of the bar Burn/destroy the bar #DresdenFiles,#blackmagicoutlaw, #DCComics, #TheIronDruidChronicles

@WaldoButtersDF Yes, and it’s XXX rated.

@WizardCatMister Bob has taste? BBC nature docs ftw. Everytime.

I’m bored and stuck inside for a bit. (Nothing bad) Give me documentary recommendations I can watch to keep entertained. Bob’s recommendations are…not quite to my taste.

@ThewizardofGos I saw this one and absolutely adored it! I think it deserves a second watch since you mention it…

@WizardCatMister Won't you be my neighbor? Fred Rogers was such an awesome guy