Tommy

Cooley goal ✅ Salty Flyers fans ✅ Utah win ✅

Here are the fastest teams ranked in terms of 20-22 mph bursts. I also included 22+ mph bursts in the 2nd column. Boston is slowest in East while Calgary is the slowest in the NHL by significant margin.

@BigBurthockey @MacrodosingPod That part

@MacrodosingPod So many components to hockey that analytics cannot quantify. During Jones’ tenure in Chicago, Hockey Twitter was convinced he was the worst defender in the league based on their flawed “models”. They were so confident it was a terrible trade for Florida. How’d that work out?

Hockey analytics need to be completely overhauled

Betting discords are funny because they will ban you if you admit to drunk driving while cording but then they’re whole function is to bond over racism/ableism/misogyny jokes & to prey on gambling addicts

i’ve been saying it for years but rasmus sandin is so so good

18-YEAR-OLD BEN KINDEL WITH THE SHOOTOUT WINNER FOR PITTSBURGH! 🟡⚫

@dowderchowderr @utahmammoth Not the chickens 😭

@utahmammoth I gave Sergachev's chicken bird pox

Cools with 5.4 seconds left in the first 🤯

What a play by Shane Wright

Make that #36 👀 Gunner makes it 2-1, Utah.

Gunner tallies his 3️⃣5️⃣th goal of the season!

@Aportzline “FanDuel Ohio's” is crazy 💀

FanDuel Ohio's Jody Shelley says #CBJ D Damon Severson just went down the tunnel to the dressing room at 11:56 of the third. #CBJ down to five defensemen, trailing #GoHabsGo 2-1

@FColumno @PatLovesSports @TSN_Sports Us

@WizardWins_ @PatLovesSports @TSN_Sports Ah so you cant read either. Special needs?

Sidney Crosby has gone to the dressing room.

@FColumno @PatLovesSports @TSN_Sports Im not Epstein im palm beach pete

@WizardWins_ @PatLovesSports @TSN_Sports Its called an injury Einstein

@PatLovesSports @FColumno @TSN_Sports Why else would he leave the game for no reason

@FColumno @WizardWins_ @TSN_Sports dude its real

THE FIRST OF MANY FRONDELL X BEDARD GOALS 🔥🚨

@PatLovesSports @FColumno @TSN_Sports Im literally shaking rn

@FColumno @WizardWins_ @TSN_Sports dude he actually got traded it’s real

@haskell420 @DKSportsbook LMAOO IM SO SORRY BRO 😭

@DKSportsbook FKN HORVAT MY FKN LUCK 🤬🤬😭😭😭😥

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@heatdaddy69420 And the predator is white #Noticing

Nothing scarier than a gay predator

One more KJ scratch and we storm the gates