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@Rschooley To Thump, everyone who wears a uniform is his toy soldier.

@StephenKing JK looks like a partially melted wax figure of HPL

Jared Kushner looks weirdly like H.P. Lovecraft at 30.

@Sonova_Beachbum @JohnFugelsang I don't remember who he was when I wrote this reply...and that was NOW!

@JohnFugelsang Does anyone remember who Gianni Caldwell was? Asking for sixteen minutes from now

Yes Al Gore is the guy the majority of Americans voted for who believed in science wouldn't have lied us into a war killing 5k troops & 1 million Iraqis while trickle-downing the economy into a recession/housing crash. Oh & the ppl who were wrong abt everything like to mock him.

@Rschooley Trump can't remember what happened five minutes ago. To him, last month is a VERY long time ago.

@ZackHee_B @Iearnhistory @Time4KnowIedge The TV series "How It's Made" did a segment about that.

@drakkenmensch @OptimoPrincipi @AliceAvizandum @TheRealBuzz @NASA @AmyShiraTeitel @elonmusk @spacecentre "There are those who believe that life here began Out There, far across the Universe, with tribes of humans; that they may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans..."

@OptimoPrincipi @AliceAvizandum @TheRealBuzz @NASA @AmyShiraTeitel @elonmusk @spacecentre .... wait were the Cylons ancient astronauts?

1) Imagine if Neil and @TheRealBuzz had walked on the Moon wearing the BIS Lunar Spacesuit. Designed by the British Interplanetary Society in 1949 by a team that included Arthur C. Clarke, it was the first real attempt to design a spacesuit for the Moon and even included a cape!

@pantomath__ I was planning to do an "Abominable Showman" cartoon along those lines; oh well...guess I don't have to now.

How do you like this editing by me??

@pitchblacksteed "Father! Come quickly! There's been a rather...messy...accident!"

“We fight with cannon! Only girls fight with swords these days!” #Blackadder

@itsJeffTiedrich @MikeOkuda 🖐️✋👍🖖

raise your hand if you would like to see Donald Trump testify in front of congress for 11 hours on live television to explain how mail sorting machines came to be removed from Democratic-voting population centers

@AjayFry I tried that yesterday; When I typed my first name I got one Willem Dafoe, two Mel Gibsons (Braveheart) and one Will Smith... Then I typed my last name and ended up with an entire page full of William H. Macy...and one Frank Sinatra... I have no idea what to do about that...

Search your name in GIFs and pick the one that best sums up this year.

@dhevans77 @pitchblacksteed "I'm anaspeptic...phrasmotic...even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulations." 😁

@pitchblacksteed Ink and Incapability, purely for Rowan's facial expressions when pronouncing all the "words" amazing talent.

DEBATE: A question for you. In my opinion very difficult to pick a favourite ep in S3 Blackadder. I’ve always stood by Duel & Duality, purely because the scenes that precede the arrival of Wellington are pure gold, setting up what was to follow perfectly. What’s your fave? Why?

@KHiveLLP @eclecticbrotha Perhaps he considers the emergency hearing a birthday gift? 🤔

@dave_schilling "Say 'Mailbox' one more time! I dare you! I double dare you! Say 'Mailbox' one more God-damned time!"

@candorschatz @grandmagrit @chipfranklin I said this yesterday: he should be wrapped in Kraft paper, and a fourth class stamp stuck on him, and then dropped off at a Post Office; see how fast they 'lose" him.

@grandmagrit @chipfranklin I think he should be mailed.

Who else thinks DeJoy should be jailed for destroying the postal service?

@ItsAndyRyan @YourComicMuse Do the apples have spots on them? And are there birds and bees? Please?

Tree Museum Review ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great value, only cost a buck and a half to see 'em. The parking lot is nicely paved.

@GeeGeeAkili Wrap him up in Kraft paper, stick a fourth class bulk mail stamp on hi and drop him off at the post office; see how fast they "lose" him.

@indyfromspace 9: has X been a featured subject on an episode of "Ancient Aliens?" 🤨

@007 @sophiemendi "Surely you must be joking!" "I never joke about my work, Double-O Seven! And don't call me 'Shirley!'"

There’s only one thing we can say on #NationalTellAJokeDay.

@RealCrystalLowe When I did this, I typed my first name and got one Willem Dafoe, two "Mel Gibson in Bravehearts" and one Will Smith. then I typed my last name. I got an entire page full of William H. Macy...and one Frank Sinatra.

Search your name in GIFs and post the one that describes your year so far! Yup...this sums it all up

Jenna should, maybe, string those individual words together into an actual sentence and see if they make any kind of sense.