The Woke Mafia

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The Woke Mafia

The Woke Mafia

@Woke_Mafia

This is satire. It exists for the sole purpose of mimicking the stereotypical, woke liberal in an attempt to display how unhinged they really are. Join us!

Anytown, USA Katılım Ocak 2022
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Fozon Capital
Fozon Capital@FozonCapital·
@Acyn Of course, the rapist and 34-time convicted felon would think piracy is a good thing. 🙄
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Acyn@Acyn·
Trump on US Navy Seizing Ships: It’s a very profitable business. We’re like pirates.
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Josh@InteriorAngIe·
@kiddwikked @Acyn Western white privilege. If Obama was as much of an outward knob as Trump... Well there would be no Obama period.
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The Woke Mafia
The Woke Mafia@Woke_Mafia·
@rushicrypto Its not even close to 2008. My entire business almost got wiped out in '08. Business is booming now
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Rushi
Rushi@rushicrypto·
As someone who was an adult during the 2008 recession, why haven't we called this a recession yet?
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The Woke Mafia
The Woke Mafia@Woke_Mafia·
@KelzRey21 $200 is literally impossible. It was $200 at one point before they diluted 312 million shares. The stock would have to get to $680 now to equate to $200 pre dilution
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Kelz
Kelz@KelzRey21·
Just going to say this once $BYND JUST NEEDS THE RIGHT DEAL AND IT WILL BE A $200 stock again 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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The Woke Mafia
The Woke Mafia@Woke_Mafia·
@justin77409882 @2025todamonday @BostonColombian Since the dilution happened in October. $1.50 now would be the equivelant price to $7 in October pre dilution. So when it just ran up to 1.50 this month, it was essentially the same price as the run up in October....market cap wise.
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SpudsMac
SpudsMac@justin77409882·
@2025todamonday @BostonColombian total float currently is 449 million. I do not think $BYND will split 1/100 or even 1/40 so it will take a 1 billion dollar market cap to get it to $2. Just something to think about
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R A W S A L E R T S
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: A mass stabbing attack has occurred at a high school as multiple kids have been stabbed 📌#Tacoma | #Washington At this time, a large emergency response is underway at Foss High School in Tacoma, Washington, following a reported mass stabbing incident on campus. Officials say multiple victims were injured after a fight escalated into a stabbing. At least five students and one security guard have been transported to the hospital, with one student reported to have suffered severe chest injuries. The suspect is currently in custody. However, the school remains on lockdown as authorities continue to secure the scene and investigate. This remains a developing situation.
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SpudsMac
SpudsMac@justin77409882·
Back in my $BYND short position at $1 will stop cover at 1.04 but I think we head back down to vwap from here .944 and then to .87. For the record I went long today so I am not just shorting $BYND. Bought at .93 out of the wedge and vwap break and sold at .99
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The Woke Mafia
The Woke Mafia@Woke_Mafia·
@mikalche I already know the answer to this and how it ends. I wont spoil it for all of you though because i can see you're having fun
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TTB
TTB@Tone_Blanco925·
@waymoflydenu @laadybaabe Y'all hella outta pocket. 🤣 While y'all here tho go drop some money on $BYND we're about to squeeze.
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Mogul And They Know That
Mogul And They Know That@waymoflydenu·
On my mama, I never heard of this!!!! This what y’all was watching?? Lmao
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THE MASKED INVESTOR - BSB
THE MASKED INVESTOR - BSB@masked_investor·
✍️✍️ $BYND Calls are still strolling in!! Might need to do a weekend video on this ticker
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Stockwits Acade〽️y
$BYND Lotto Alert – ONLY for High-Risk Traders This is NOT a safe trade. Doesn't matter we did 400% last time.. These can go to zero. I am taking a lotto position in: $BYND 1.5 Calls – Expiring MAY 1– Fill at $0.01 Read every word below before even thinking of touching this: This is a MAX-RISK lotto, Assume a 100% loss unless the squeeze ignition triggers. OTM contracts this far out will not move unless price reclaims key levels AND spreads tighten. t.me/StockwitsMembe…
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ByndBullish
ByndBullish@ByndBullish·
@justin77409882 If you believe the meat industry is sustainable even though its on continuous subsidies, still rising in cost and now being probed by the DOJ. Sure. Otherwise $BYND is the answer.
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ByndBullish
ByndBullish@ByndBullish·
$BYND Earnings report has been confirmed for 6th of May. What's crucial this earnings? Put on display the aggressive transformation pushed forward by John Boken and his team, the restructuring specialist who recently got elevated to COO. His Goal? EBITDA positive in FY26.
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The Woke Mafia
The Woke Mafia@Woke_Mafia·
@toreadorlabs @KobeissiLetter But that man still has way more money than you do. So you insulting him as far as making money goes is a bit nonsensical. If Trump is bad at business with a net worth 1000x higher than yours....then what does that make you??
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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
BREAKING: President Trump says Fed Chair Powell wants to stay at the Fed because “he can’t get a job anywhere else.” “Nobody wants him,” Trump says.
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The Woke Mafia
The Woke Mafia@Woke_Mafia·
@DianeReyes59535 Well its never once turned a profit. Not a single time. Not ever. That might be one reason🤣
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Diane Reyes
Diane Reyes@DianeReyes59535·
$BYND The haters, bears, and shorts can say whatever BS they want, but there's no reason why this company should be trading below a dollar! We will have to just break through the manipulation and walls! 🥳
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