The Woke Mafia
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The Woke Mafia
@Woke_Mafia
This is satire. It exists for the sole purpose of mimicking the stereotypical, woke liberal in an attempt to display how unhinged they really are. Join us!
Anytown, USA Katılım Ocak 2022
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If you are not stocking food and seeds right now you are wrong
Uncensored.AI@GoUncensored
500,000 American farmers don’t have any fertilizer for their 2026 crop.
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@Acyn Of course, the rapist and 34-time convicted felon would think piracy is a good thing. 🙄

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@kiddwikked @Acyn Western white privilege. If Obama was as much of an outward knob as Trump... Well there would be no Obama period.
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@rushicrypto Its not even close to 2008. My entire business almost got wiped out in '08. Business is booming now
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@KelzRey21 $200 is literally impossible. It was $200 at one point before they diluted 312 million shares. The stock would have to get to $680 now to equate to $200 pre dilution
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@justin77409882 @2025todamonday @BostonColombian Since the dilution happened in October. $1.50 now would be the equivelant price to $7 in October pre dilution. So when it just ran up to 1.50 this month, it was essentially the same price as the run up in October....market cap wise.
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@2025todamonday @BostonColombian total float currently is 449 million. I do not think $BYND will split 1/100 or even 1/40 so it will take a 1 billion dollar market cap to get it to $2. Just something to think about
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🚨#BREAKING: A mass stabbing attack has occurred at a high school as multiple kids have been stabbed
📌#Tacoma | #Washington
At this time, a large emergency response is underway at Foss High School in Tacoma, Washington, following a reported mass stabbing incident on campus. Officials say multiple victims were injured after a fight escalated into a stabbing. At least five students and one security guard have been transported to the hospital, with one student reported to have suffered severe chest injuries. The suspect is currently in custody. However, the school remains on lockdown as authorities continue to secure the scene and investigate. This remains a developing situation.
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@BostonColombian @justin77409882 Playing both sides is how u make money
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@justin77409882 Talked mad shit about the stock for weeks and now you're playing both sides. $bynd
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@mikalche I already know the answer to this and how it ends. I wont spoil it for all of you though because i can see you're having fun
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$BYND broke $1.02 ran to $1.05
Now back testing the breakout level.
This is the moment that decides everything:
Hold = continuation
Lose = failed breakout
Stockwits Acade〽️y@mikalche
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$BYND I got laughed at for adding at $1 and below
See ya at $2+
The Income Wheel@theincomewheel
$BYND just added another 250,000 shares at $1.00
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@waymoflydenu @laadybaabe Y'all hella outta pocket. 🤣 While y'all here tho go drop some money on $BYND we're about to squeeze.
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@ape_ceo73810 @masked_investor Earnings from a company that has never turned a profit? Why would that be a good thing?
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$BYND Lotto Alert – ONLY for High-Risk Traders This is NOT a safe trade. Doesn't matter we did 400% last time.. These can go to zero. I am taking a lotto position in:
$BYND 1.5 Calls – Expiring MAY 1– Fill at $0.01
Read every word below before even thinking of touching this:
This is a MAX-RISK lotto, Assume a 100% loss unless the squeeze ignition triggers. OTM contracts this far out will not move unless price reclaims key levels AND spreads tighten. t.me/StockwitsMembe…
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@mikalche Last week you said 1.20 was where it got dangerous
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$BYND didn’t get interesting at $1… it got dangerous. That’s where supply finally showed up after the liquidity vacuum.
Stockwits Acade〽️y@mikalche
THREAD 🧵 $BYND is one of the most misunderstood setups in the market right now. Everyone sees a $0.70 stock. I see a loaded spring @grok Let me explain 👇
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@ByndBullish @justin77409882 Nobody wants to eat fake meat. Real meat could cost $5000/lb and i still wouldnt eat that fake bs🤣
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@justin77409882 If you believe the meat industry is sustainable even though its on continuous subsidies, still rising in cost and now being probed by the DOJ. Sure.
Otherwise $BYND is the answer.
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@toreadorlabs @KobeissiLetter But that man still has way more money than you do. So you insulting him as far as making money goes is a bit nonsensical. If Trump is bad at business with a net worth 1000x higher than yours....then what does that make you??
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@KobeissiLetter A man whose own businesses filed for bankruptcy 6 times is questioning someone else's employability. The irony is actually historic @KobeissiLetter
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@DianeReyes59535 Well its never once turned a profit. Not a single time. Not ever. That might be one reason🤣
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$BYND DONT SAY THAT I DIDN'T WARN YOU BITCH ASS WHORE SLUT!!!
Milch Capital@Milchiggggs
$BYND #operationmoon starts now tape getting lit up 💪 50+ incoming. Don't say I didn't warn you 😭 🥌
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