Caleb Wolf
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Caleb Wolf
@WolfGFX1
Independent Constitutionalist. Meme Connoisseur/Thief. Huge supporter of criminal justice reform. Retweet does not equal approval.
Florida Katılım Ağustos 2014
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Dear Brits:
Do you understand what the Second Amendment to our Constitution is for, now?
Do you understand why we added it?
Because we were smarter and wiser than you along. You made jokes about "school shootings", and considered yourself more civilized, but we knew that history isn't something that happens in the past and on the other side of the world.
History happens everywhere, all the time.
And now invaders are raping your children. And the "civilized", polite, genteel society you were so proud of isn't defending you. It's defending the rapists. From you.
You thought we were a buncha of dumb, ignorant, toothless rednecks who just like going boom.
Well, I sure as hell am a redneck, but I have all my teeth, they are straighter and whiter than yours, and my way of life is based on a whole coherent philosophy that you never bothered to understand or even become aware of.
I have enough rifles and ammunition stocked in my house to arm all my neighbors, and take on pretty much any number of third world barbarians. I can reach out and touch someone from fifteen hundred meters away.
Five years ago, ten, you would have winced to hear me say that. You would have wondered if you were dealing with a psychopath. You would have asked me why I think I need all that.
Answer is... I don't.
You need all that.
You need it, because you don't have it.
I don't need it, because I have it. And because all my neighbors have it, too.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
I'm not coming across the pond to save you. I want to see you saved, but you have to do it yourselves.
Why? Because the problem you have isn't third world barbarians upon your shores. Your problem is how they got there in the first place. Your problem is that you lack a spirit you haven't had since the microsecond you abandoned your allies at Dunkirk.
Your problem is that you forgot what it means to be British, Scottish, Irish.
You gave up your guns without a fight.
Will you give up your daughters?

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Step three: ??
Step four : profit
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@Pirat_Nation What not to say to developers 101.
Literally just make a steam payment processor holy shit why bow down to viza and master card?
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@GTASixInfo Why do they put these things in games knowing that CHILDREN play games the most
GIF
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@texas_jeep_guy I would release the cat, problem solved. But this is hilarious.
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