Wolowitz Cosplay

@kristoferhivju All hail His gruffness, Tormund of house Giantsbane, First of His Name, King of the beards and the wildlings , Lord of the giants, and Protector of the Free folk......

@nypost Since when is asking to swap seats a thing?, let alone expecting someone to swap with you. I'm sorry you have no control over your kid, maybe the passengers will judge you instead of this innocent bystander to your lack of parenting.

Flier who went viral after refusing to give seat to crying child sues airline, passenger who filmed her trib.al/koNMf1I

@jkchaffee @Strandjunker Where are you getting these numbers? 🤣

Income tax rate for those countries: reading: Australia: 45% Canada: 33% Denmark: 56% (They really know how to make you pay for that Viking heritage!) Finland: 56.95% (Close enough to Denmark to share the tax pain.) France: 45% (Oui, they take a good chunk of your baguette earnings.) Germany: 45% (Because efficiency in tax collection is a national sport.) Iceland: Information not as clear as their hot springs, but let's say it's around 46.25% for the high earners. Ireland: 40% (A bit of a relief if you're used to the UK rates.) Italy: 43% (Just enough to make you think twice about that extra gelato.) Japan: 55.97% (For the honor of supporting the land of the rising sun's bureaucracy.) Netherlands: 49.5% (They're good at reclaiming land and your income.) Norway: 38% (Still, not bad for a country where you might meet Santa Claus.) Portugal: 48% (Because the sunshine isn't the only thing bright about Portugal.) Spain: 47% (You'll need more than tapas to fill that tax gap.) Sweden: 52.3% (They tax you for the pleasure of their IKEA furniture assembly experience.) UK: 45% (A tea tax, a VAT, and now this... what's next, a tax on scones?)

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss: Australia 0 Canada 0 Denmark 0 Finland 0 France 0 Germany 0 Iceland 0 Ireland 0 Italy 0 Japan 0 Netherlands 0 Norway 0 Portugal 0 Spain 0 Sweden 0 UK 0 United States 530,000 There’s a lesson there.

@JohnnyT3ars @AdrianBeavis1 @Strandjunker 20k a year here is a comfortable living. 45k is just gravy. Its probably because we're not getting butt-f**ked on things like private health care and inflated insurance premiums.

@AdrianBeavis1 @Strandjunker Anything over 50,000 Euro is taxed at 40%+ That isn't wealthy

@JohnnyT3ars @TheWhingingPomm @Strandjunker This guy thinks that 100% of tax goes to health care 🤣🤣🤣

@TheWhingingPomm @Strandjunker That's 120,000 USD.... in the USA, you'd have middle class paycheck to paycheck workers paying 45% of their income to Healthcare for other people

@WilliamShatner It used to be 'man' as in mankind but then the network panicked when women were allowed to drive, so it became 'one', which makes no sense.

That’s the other generation; mine was “man” and all we found were aliens. 😑

@elonmuskADO 9. One air pod has no value. What's the point in having something if you can't experience it's full potential.

@JamesMelville Just make sure the avocados are safe though

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Cow-boy got game #criticalrole #critrole #meme #memes #d20 #dnd #dungeonmaster @ItsDaniCarr @matthewmercer @samriegel

@robertmaschio No way had it been 10 years? Thats gone scary fast

It’s been 10 years since my last event, I’m excited to head to Farnborough UK this October - dust off the banana hammock, tell some innuendo jokes, signs autographs, take pictures & have a pint. This is your chance to get a high five from the Todd! See you there. #Scrubs

I have so many deductions hitting my paycheck, they have to roll for initiave. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... #dnd #rpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd4e #d20

@iWayneKnight Hellooooooh Wayne.... I'm such a huge fan of yours. Would you ever consider doing a con in the UK?

One of my greatest experiences of my life was performing Art on Broadway with George Segal and Buck Henry. We’d go to the green room after the play and post-mortem that night’s show and I’d go to the newsstand to get George a secret pack of Galloises.

@dog_rates He looks like the mayor of Schitts Creek

This is Blaze. He's formally announcing that he's running for president in 2024. Couldn't be happier about it. 14/10 he's got our vote

@historyinmemes Finally Big Ern is above the law!!

12 years ago today, Pete Weber gave us the greatest sports quote in history

@robertmaschio Sold above value 5 ✋️

SOLD: 2912 11th St #6 Santa Monica. Listed at $875,000, sold at $900,000 in 5 days. Sunny, quiet, 2 bedroom unit, in a charming 6 unit building, with friendly neighbors & a competent HOA. I can do the same for you. #santamonicarealestate #compassca #maschiorealestate

@joshpearson180 You know the ru.....

Nah that’s killed me 😭😭

@AlanTudyk You're not one of them too Alan, surely?

@astradisastra @johncusack Simple solution. Don't buy your food from there.

re-upping my essay on fauxtomation logicmag.io/failure/the-au…

@Esqueer_ So many simps in one place. Its quite the spectacle

@AlanTudyk Hellooooo. I'm trading at mcm comic con next week and am a massive firefly fan. Just wondering if I could get 30 secs of your time before doors open at 9 to give you a gift? I couldn't see an option to purchase an autograph session with you on their website.

@ksorbs Yeah because he's right. She doesn't need a jab for a while at least

Did he just say that? Yep.