WooPer
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WooPer
@WooPer
Always DYOR about my posts. I'm here to have fun.
Katılım Aralık 2018
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@WooPer @pudgypenguins you had to match that ape 🔥 , but still a cute pengu , welcome
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@leondoteth @pudgypenguins I went for blinking eye with the green hat/scarf combination. 🙏
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@WooPer @pudgypenguins which trait made you pull the trigger on that one?
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Few weeks ago, we saw a top holder of Pudgy Penguins relentlessly dump his NFTs
He may have known that the 2 main catalysts for a pump in price ain’t gonna happen rn
1️⃣ Abstract is down bad (XP cut, low morale, TGE not soon)
2️⃣ Igloo Inc. quietly withdrew their ETF application
I guess we’ll all have to be penguin bag holders a bit longer now 🥹

JBond@jbondwagon
It’s concerning when a top holder sells his Pudgy Penguins but without an immediate catalyst, holding an asset this expensive at the depths of the bear market becomes hard What can reverse this pattern? 1️⃣ clarity on Abstract TGE 2️⃣ approval of $PENGU ETF that includes NFTs
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Timing the market is an impossible task, but it's hard to go wrong with buying a @pudgypenguins below 10K$.
Where are my new and old Big Pudgys and @LilPudgys at? Does flightless bird follow flightless bird?

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@say_yes_say_yes @pudgypenguins @PudgyAsia @IglooInc @AbstractChain @dyli_io @PenguAsia Where are you buying them?
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just bought 10 more mystery boxes!
i was talking with a friend and we happened to mention mystery boxes
my friend never really cared about pudgy penguins but they got so interested in these random boxes and asked me to buy some for him
so i ordered 10 more. we’re going to unbox them together at my place. i even picked different sizes to gift them to friends if we don't get the ones we want😂
including the 7 boxes i mentioned before, that makes 17 boxes in total arriving at my house soon📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦
wish me luck

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@thepropgallery Nothing is impossible, NFTs are finally becoming what we all wanted in 2021🙏
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My net worth peaked at $1.2 million.
None of it was real.
I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off.
I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier."
The frontier closed last week.
It's a mobile app now.
Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me.
I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs.
The avatars didn't have legs.
I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis.
I called myself a "digital land baron."
I put it in my Twitter bio.
I put it in my LinkedIn headline.
I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts.
My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment.
My actual apartment has furniture.
Location, location, location.
My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court.
I held.
Diamond hands.
That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait.
A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users.
He said I didn't understand the technology.
I didn't.
I still bought more.
We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts.
We voted to "acquire strategic parcels."
The vote passed unanimously.
I voted four times.
My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY."
The slide had a rocket emoji.
That was my entire financial model.
In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000.
It's worth $14,000 now.
I don't talk about the Ape.
I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera.
My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was.
I said "digital art on the blockchain."
She asked why it cost more than her car.
I said "you don't understand Web3."
She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment."
She's not in my Discord.
Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million.
It's worth about $90,000 now.
I felt better about mine after I heard that.
That's community.
WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero.
We're all gonna make it.
None of us made it.
But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something.
It doesn't.
But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus.
Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse.
I need to say that again.
$84 billion.
More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines.
They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets.
It lives on as a mobile app.
My beachfront villa is now a mobile app.
Location, location, location.
Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that."
Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025.
That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun.
They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables."
The pivot took four years and $84 billion.
I pivoted too.
I'm an AI real estate investor now.
I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models."
I don't know what that means.
I gave him $40,000.
He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan.
The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank.
Q4 is always blank.
That's where the exit scam goes.
My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes.
I said $1.2 million.
He said "current market value."
I said $6,400.
He stared at me for eleven seconds.
I know because I counted.
He asked if I had any other investments.
I showed him my NFTs.
He stared for longer.
I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance."
He asked if I'd considered a 401k.
I told him a 401k was "legacy finance."
He told me to leave his office.
The metaverse is dead.
I don't accept that.
I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car.
Location, location, location.
The location is nowhere.
But I'm early.
I'm always early.
That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.
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@thesuscowgirl @anoncoinit @DogeOS @SusDogX @MyDogeCTO @MyDogeCEO @BuildrJ @VibeCoinOnAnon Get $kimchi too💯
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DogeOS is slated to launch soon.
as liquidity flows back into the market, the largest memecoin launchpad on Doge (@anoncoinit) will disproportionately capture that flow.
choosing the right coins becomes important.
do your own research as always, but my picks are $SUS and $VIBECOIN.
the OGs.
🤠💗🎀🪐

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@EazyGems @houseofdoge @kimchi_cto Aight, no way I'm reading all this shit by someone who have retardio style pfp, gl in your journey
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Oh oh the little kid got his 20x im so scared
Our kimchi is the first deployed on ETH and it will stay the same
What u do doesnt matter to me u can sold u can do whatever u want little man it does nothing to our growth
Btw we still the highest mc kimchi on ETH , and u will see the difference between real and fakes in few weeks
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The First deployed $KIMCHI on ETH
It fits with the @houseofdoge post and creation date
Meanwhile food scammers stole narrative from people bundled it heavy and call themselves OG
We wont let criminals tarnishing the name of our industry
Take a stand with us @Kimchi_CTO

House of Doge@houseofdoge
Meet Kimchi, our #ChooseMyShibe winner, and her human @peekabooxp They joined House of Doge at the @NasdaqExchange this morning in NYC to represent the Dogecoin community on the big stage and help us celebrate the Dogecoin ETF launch with our partner @21shares_us. Drop some love for Kimchi below 👇
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"Do SoMe rEsEaRCh" bro I hopped in into all CAs under 100k, I sold just yours. The funny one on ETH is the 1y old+ nobody gives a fuck that it was food, so what? Does it make it funnier? Yes, it does.
Anyway if we talk about CA that was created at correct time, it's the only one ending with "doge". The one you're talking about was created late, and that's why I took my x20 and got away.
Who the fuck is paying you for spreading negativity about coins of others, you act like you bundled 20% and there is just one best. There is a reason nobody wanted to buy your coin for multiple hours before it actually even moved.
The realest $KIMCHI ca will be
AWpD39myXc7emw5M9cMCofkbo92x5FKWdGHWYpZFdoge
Gl with your 2-3 hours later created coin, that nobody gave a fuck about for 3 DAYS before you or your team bundled tens of %. Ffs, stupidity of people on this platform is actually insane
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@WooPer @houseofdoge @kimchi_cto Dog narrative belongs to ETH and first deployed
Do some research and u will know this is the right ca
0x2b566950BA2298AcEf3c730CC0129b2f4fBd30a3
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Aight, which @pudgypenguins trait should I buy?🤔 any tips/offers? Want to spend like 5eth max.

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