Martin Woody

@Rupertbell @AVFCOfficial Hi Rupert, I was there .... probably my last game since my first in 1974... 30p for my dad and 15p for me... and to save the 15p he lifted me up over the turnstile, then if I knew where the shirts were hanging up to dry .. I would watch them on the washing line , I wouldn't now.

This has been totally inept from @AVFCOfficial we have issues #utv

@O_J_murphy91 Hi mate, it sadly was pretty awful .... just got back.... all the best Martin..

No problem! Fingers 🤞 for 3pts! #UTV

@O_J_murphy91 Looks great Olly UTV

Good morning from Warren Chase! ☀️

@ABridgen did I just hear you right....on live TV .... say you are ill Boris...or.. poorly and just go.... embarrassing.... so... you want him to lie again for your gains.... you have lost a Churchill and Thatcher ... shame on you

Good luck for the future Boris.... get the vacant james bond vacancy... you will be great. Very sad day#BorisJohnson

@CharlesDagnall Hi Charles, I am noting a lot of negativity re "Bazball"cricket...if you should agree .... the tests we have witnessed have gone 5 days..... how many 3 day tests have we had before... you would not have bought a 4th day ticket, you would now.

@LeePrice9589 Couldn't agree more pal

No wonder Uttoxeter aren't rushing themselves to cancel the meeting, get 1 more race in and they don't have to give any refunds. Also whilst you've got all the people there then the bar is still full at about £7 a pint

@PartridgeLive @WGBpl Superb

Aha! #AlanPartridgeLive is @WGBpl tomorrow night - raise a hand if you’re in! If not... why not!? ✋

@Nick7Houghton Good first half...

Waiting for Alan Partridge #stratagem

@talkSPORT Hi guys, absolutely true... glad you liked my story...

🤝 “It’s a one off, you have to take part…” 🧣 “So I got myself a Man United hat & scarf.” 🤣 “But the ticket I had was in the Everton end!” Martin the Villa fan shares hilarious story of the 1985 FA Cup final 😂

@DavidJamesWatts @talkSPORT Ta mate 100% true ... I've dined on that story for years... I wished I stayed on as I parked up on yellow lines to talk to the show.. traffic warden approached and gave me a ticket..not sure what end I am in yet 😉

The story of Martin the Villa fan on @talkSPORT swapping between Man U and Everton colours 3 times on FA cup final day is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in my life.

@IrishTipsterMa1 Oh dear

I used to really respect newsnight... first half hour still on about the Boris party... camera man must have focused on a young ladys legs at least 4 times.. guess what the next subject is... Putin is threatening nukes not even mentioned#newsnight

@Chrisjameson9 It was great radio mate... I nearly crashed my car laughing...

Mr Putin .... please stop ..simple message... you do know it is 2022.... all lessons surely have been learned ... wars bring heartbreak only ..one question.... where is your heart and why are you letting down your great nation #russia#ukraine

Be ashamed Russian citizens... it is not your fault , seeing 13 people killed defending snake Island... wow .. Russia lovely people#snakeisland

How crap I the John Bishop show... please play repeats of parkinson, anything but this crap #johnbishop

@KentHC_WX @UKMeteorNetwork I was driving back from Cheltenham races north and saw it . It looked blue to me, very fast.... pity my horses didn't go that quick

Low fireball seen to the north quite clearly, lasting for around 6 seconds at 18:48. @UKMeteorNetwork

@earreolattu It's in the papers today and on Google.. it was a metiorite

@earreolattu Did last night south of Birmingham ... coming back from Cheltenham races.. both me and my partner shouted wow at the same time.. it was heading downwards .. went so quick.. flourescent blue ?