Jason Woolner

@Jeremyclarkson a lovely afternoon at the shop, just having a tea and coffee looking out over the fields while they are being plowed 👍

@SarahMillican75 Happy birthday I hope you’ve had a wonderful day

This is what 51 looks like. Happy birthday to me.

@MrJamesMay So sorry for your loss James, bouncer is up there looking down on you now and so thankful you cared for him for the best ten years of his life x

My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament. I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray. Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.

@tinywithtits I know you’d try, on holibobs again 😃 I’m in Tenerife at the mo bloody hot out here lol

Not sure I could get my legs that high 🤣🤣😘

@lunamayjackson So senorita ok I’m trying To speak spqnish as I’m currently in Tenerife lol

Would you accept my application?

pink haired Scottish nerd looking for a cuddle buddy, applications open 🖤

Would you ever get with a chubby tattooed nerd?

@SashaBull78 ❤️ so sorry for your loss x

My husband had the most amazing send off on Saturday. The biker community is like no other ♥️ RIP my King ♥️

@MartinSLewis Under appreciated big time so no not fulfilling in the slightest, only good thing is pay day lol

Today's Poll: Do you find your job/work fulfilling?

@rosieposieblu Lucky you, I’m on Tenerife and it’s been cloudy for the last four days 🤨 enjoy you holiday x

catching the sun a bit on holiday oops #gymgirl

@craig_mcleary @saniyafatma1278 Soul glow 🤣 I thought of this too

@saniyafatma1278 Daryll

I Can't Find a Suitable Name For Him…

@Oldtimers365 Nearly me I’m 49, but seriously yeah loads including my Chevy c10 which is 60 lol

@MrJamesMay just sitting on the balcony on my holibobs in Tenerife and had to laugh because immediately thought of you while drinking my alcoholic beverage of the bit on grand tour when your fortified yourself in the beach buggy cable car 😂

@AndyMacroryNi @ClarksonsFarm1 Yeah Francis Bourdouis (spelling might be wrong) he’s actually entertaining viewing so I’m not unhappy about this pick. He’s currently on tv doing a show about saving a train and it is actually very funny, he also has a short series on 4 I think where he’s trying to get to space

@ClarksonsFarm1 Is that the fella that gets a hard on when he sees a train?!

Thoughts?

@Lord_Sugar 9

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@watergypsi Wow that looks nice, I love it bet it gets toasty with that fire roaring, nothing better on a winters eve with that going (saying that a spring eve aswell lol)

I haven’t gained weight, but my ass has gotten bigger 🧐

@Lunamayj Yes and No….. that’s chubby girls with tattoos a yes and am I too chubby big negative lol

Am I too chubby for you?

Do men find chubby girls with tattoos attractive?

@SaraJay 😍 love it, ok over in the uk it’s May 5th now but fuck it I’ll still give a thumbs up to you for this 👍. I do love a bit of star wars lol

I couldn't let today go by without an honorary #Maythe4th #Maythe4thbewithyou #NationalStarWarsDay post! Where are my Star Wars fans?

@JeremyClarkson @Chelsea76803874 @ClarksonsFarm1 @AldiUK Lovely little article that’s meant to say 🙄 I never proof read before pressing the button lol

@JeremyClarkson @Chelsea76803874 @ClarksonsFarm1 What a lively little article, how nice for Maisie to be back in business thanks to @AldiUK , that’s a young entrepreneur in the making, thanks for writing that article and for sharing it on here ❤️

Big shout out to @JeremyClarkson for taking the time to write about our daughter! She loves watching @ClarksonsFarm1 and can’t wait for the next series!

@SaraJay Lovely picture, you look radiant and happy x

Quiet confidence hits different 💫 Stepping outside with a big smile, positive attitude and ready to conquer the world! #Scorpio

@Lunamayj Definitely, it would be a tight squeeze but we’d make it work lol

Would you join me in the shower?