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**Sad saxophone sounds** NAFOs and Lolberts get blocked.

Katılım Temmuz 2017
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Dave
Dave@GamewithDave·
What’s your most played video game ever?
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Alicia Garcia
Alicia Garcia@boomstickbabe·
I need an RPG. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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Charlie Kirkenau
Charlie Kirkenau@NoMorePraheets·
@WootReturns If I was on meth, why did the FBI call me the week after? They were sent by reddit/the DNC for trolling the site. Some little fucking manlet lmao. Was obvious it was some sort of cop because he bitched when I asked if he wanted a drink on the floor and he thought it was illegal
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WootReturns 🚁
WootReturns 🚁@WootReturns·
"I've had feds case me at my bar. They're really laughable. Cops really are a joke." Lay off the meth.
Charlie Kirkenau@NoMorePraheets

@Grunt2A @CountDankulaTV And, often times, police will use the most spurious CI tall-tales to obtain "probable" cause. We saw this heavily with Trump and Russia during his last administration. I've had feds case me at my bar. They're really laughable. Cops really are a joke.

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Shay
Shay@RightsideRa·
That's true but you should do it as soon as possible after conversion. It's an outwardly identifying with Christ and symbolically represents you being raised with Christ to life Romans 6:4 “We were therefore buried with him through baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life.”
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GodlyAction
GodlyAction@GodlyAction·
Baptism is not required for salvation.
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Spaceballs The X Account
@and62587 @CountDankulaTV I think you missed the entire point It helps to read the ENTIRE post before giving an emotional response You'll look less stupid I'm going to go ahead and block you to prevent you from hurting yourself trying to reread it, because I care about your safety
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Spaceballs The X Account
I believe this all stemmed from a bad tip the police received It happens This could have been fixed with an apology and repairing the damage caused Instead it ended up costing the department a lot more The cops could have had a sense of humor about the albums, too and Afroman would have almost certainly called it even 😂 Don't hide from your mistakes. Own them and make them right. It's always cheaper in the long run
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Dip Wheeler
Dip Wheeler@DipWheeler·
inviting foids on my yacht this summer. all said yes, not a single one asked where we are going. we're going through the strait of hormuz.
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Rino🚀
Rino🚀@RinoTheBouncer·
What game is this?🚀
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Poff
Poff@kil27025245·
@AnimeBibleVerse We don't hold Mary needed to be without Original Sin so Jesus could be. God saved Mary from Original Sin by grace because it's fitting that the Ark of the Covenant, the New Eve, the Mother of God be without with Original Sin. Pope Pius IX in Inefabilis Deus:
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Leonarda Jonie
Leonarda Jonie@leonardaisfunE·
What do we think of this?
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Zach English
Zach English@zachenglish91·
@leonardaisfunE @DollsEyeAvoider the beast is the revived Roman empire. the dead-and-then-revived head is not a physical head, but the end times return of an ancient Roman emperor, who will be the Antichrist.
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