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@JesseWiza The legacy doesn’t end there youtu.be/IAiB_T2kqbc?si…

gotta get this off my chest: sagrada familia blew my mind. gaudi’s study of crystals and leaves and the way a helicopter seed falls to the ground?? For a mere pillar?! 43 years on a project!!! the scale, the intensity… powerful and moving

@JesseWiza kill ‘em all

@JesseWiza girl,

well if u had told me this movie had #secretstairs i would've paid attention earlier

but im a jeep im a vehicle what the hell am i doing here beep beep honk honk steer

STILL KICKEN ASS !!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

@JesseWiza Lori is way in

let me know when you’ve watched Hacks so we can talk about it because I keep hitting dead ends at parties

when they burned the library of Alexandria the crowd cheered in horrible joy. They understood that there was something older than wisdom, and it was fire, and something truer than words, and it was ashes

thanks all. together weve raised over $63 for raytheon to develop a brand new ITAS that can shoot down enemy prayers before they reach God .

death metal get at ME

7:23 am: Lol hey :) 7:24 am: Do you like Neavis ong Butthig 7:24 am: *and 7:24 am: *Butthead 7:32 am: *Neavis 7:32 am: *Neavis 7:32 am: *Bevis 7:33 am: *Beacis 7:33 am: *Beacis 7:45 am: This is Cory's mom, he got into a car accident and might not make it. 9:15 am: *Beacvis

at the hibachi place wishing i had the other chef. his table’s having so much fun. he clearly has more moves unlocked. he’s getting their baby involved. our guy is busting eggs everywhere like Mr Bean

orb

COWORKER: Hi Conor how are you ME: *so hungover my body is producing an audible hum* I Think They Should Give Retail Workers A Service Weapon

Celtic Mythological Creatures: - Fucked up little guy - Fucked up horse - Woman (Dead) - Woman (Wet) - Woman (Dead) (Wet) - WIZARD

@suzyshinn it is good

feels like ted lasso is being shoved down my throat as much as that U2 album

23YO: {stubs toe} Ow lol. Fuck 78YO: {stubs toe} {whole leg turns crimson red} What Is My Son’s Name

who remember

Fighting for my goddamn life today.