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@nlbmprez @tedperl @Royals @Cardinals Happy #NationalHatDay!

@GarfieldNPS @Jeopardy But, unlike some other presidents I will not name, Mr. Garfield's head was NOT 99% animal fat.

Here’s your daily piece of useless trivia that might win you a million dollars on @Jeopardy someday: James A. Garfield had a very large head & wore a size 7 3/4 hat. You now owe us half of your Jeopardy winnings. Don’t worry, we’ll put them to good use here. #jamesagarfieldnhs

@RpsAgainstTrump Well, actually, no, because they're fatty, hard to slice, and won't stay still when you try to baste them.

Thanksgiving is just ten days away... Will you have Trump supporters at your Thanksgiving table?

@EvanRobertsWFAN Tim McCarver!

Charlie O’Brien

@RonFilipkowski "Quick, Chief! This calls for the Cone of Silence!"

She’s working on some new music for you.

@clearlyGG Spelling question: I've seen "czar" and "tsar" but never "tzar."

@OmarRiverosays "Nap? I don't need no stinkin' nap!"

What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@nlbmprez @Braves @astros @MLB @MLBPA @MLBONFOX @PlayersAlliance @Royals @NLBMuseumKC @Dodgers @Cubs @SFGiants 2/2 Aaron: "If you happen to want to celebrate, get in the tunnel first. And if (Gibson) hits you, don't charge the mound, because he's a Gold Glove boxer.' Baker to Aaron: "Damn, what about my 17-game hitting streak?" ..."That was the night it ended."

Congrats to our friend, Dusty Baker, on his retirement. His impact on the game—from carrying Satchel’s fishing poles as a rookie w/the @Braves in ‘68; on deck when Henry Aaron hit record HR 715, 2X WS champ; 3X Mgr of the year & WS winning Mgr—is profound! See ya in Cooperstown!

@nlbmprez @Braves @astros @MLB @MLBPA @MLBONFOX @PlayersAlliance @Royals @NLBMuseumKC @Dodgers @Cubs @SFGiants Baker is responsible for the best quotes EVER about Bob Gibson. Henry Aaron warned Baker: "'Don't dig in against Bob Gibson; he'll knock you down. He'd knock down his own grandmother if she dared to challenge him. Don't stare at him, don't smile at him, don't talk to him. 1/2

@joncoopertweets Go bowling.

Jim Jordan, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert are drowning in the middle of a lake. Sadly, your rowboat only has enough room to save ONE of them. What would you do?

@robneyer Sic' em, Internet shamers!

Wow. You don’t see that every day.

@BillKristol @inimitablepgw "He's a good egg, in the long run, if you like long, runny eggs."

Need a break from the grim and difficult news? You might take a few minutes to read through a bunch of Wodehouse Tweets, at @inimitablepgw. It’s been quite a while since I’ve read Wodehouse, and I don’t know how the books would now strike me, but these snippets are terrific.

@davidfrum agree. The only solution is to select a small group of reporters and commentators you trust on Twitter, and ignore the rest.

Twenty minutes on Twitter used to be a lot more valuable than than twenty minutes of cable news. You can still find useful information here, but you have to work vastly harder to find, sift, and block than you did a year ago. Brand X squelches reporting; promotes deception.

@RonFilipkowski I'm sorry, this tweet exceeded the daily sarcasm limit. You must wait until 11:59 p.m. before you can tweet again.

Yes, when I think of a true statesman-legislator who rises above petty partisan politics, Jim Jordan is always the first name that comes to mind.

@RageMichelle While I appreciate your attempt at humor, you must know that both of those assumptions are false.

@BillKristol Exactly. 🎯💯

Loathsome: the pro-Putin Right, and the pro-Hamas Left.

@gtconway3d 😁😆😁😆😁😂😂😂😂

Gotta hand it to her

@nut_history Yes, a few trips: Montreal, Quebec City, Toronto, and the Stratford Shakespeare Festival. Also, we boated (by canoe) around the boundary waters area. The whole darn nation is a great place for a summer vacation.

For the people outside of Canada that follow me, have you ever visited Canada? Just out of curiosity

@RepKatiePorter Where can we find your research on what is wrong with Medicare Advantage? Is there a website?

Private insurance companies cheat taxpayers through Medicare Advantage plans, and deprive older Americans of the care they need. I led colleagues to reintroduce legislation to improve transparency and give watchdogs the data they need to hold these insurers accountable.

@TheRichFromCali @CalltoActivism Yes.

@gates_mcfadden Get well soon!