Sardomic Sarchiasm

@BeeHempySilvia @RepJackKimble @BlameItOnRyen It doesn’t seem that congress is involved at all in making war decisions anyway

@RepJackKimble @BlameItOnRyen Oh man! He’s making a real case for idiots in congress. Is this maybe a parody account?! Please tell me we don’t have people THIS stupid making war/peace decisions for the nation… 🤦🏼‍♀️🫩😬

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@Luna_of_X @esblimie @SenFettermanPA Keep up with the news. That’s not the case anymore. They are asking for $1B tax payer dollars for that gaudy ballroom.

@esblimie @SenFettermanPA You mean the ballroom that's already fully funded by private donors?

Assassinations + political violence are real. My party can’t be the tin foil hat brigade. I was there a table away and I promise you, this was not staged.

@sarahadams @margbrennan Sarah, if you’d like to be less dumb, just read the comments by non-magas.

@margbrennan Why is a sitting senator telling our enemies what we are short on and why are you then putting it out publicly? We have a press that purposely undermines our national security for clicks.

After hearing the Pentagon classified brief on Iran war impact on US weapons stockpiles, Senator Mark Kelly says it is "shocking how deep we have gone into these magazines." He said the Tomahawks, ATACMS, SM-3, THAAD rounds, Patriot rounds, so those interceptor rounds to defend ourselves have been hit hard. He says it'll take years to replenish those stockpiles, which could affect a hypothetical US conflict with China. @FaceTheNation

@SpecEnvTourism Good luck getting tourists to visit this country with the maga crazies in charge. Who would want to come?

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@RepNancyMace 1) pass the bill 2) release the unredacted epstein files 3) execute the mfer

There is no place on this earth for those who rape children. We introduced the Death Penalty for Child Rapists Act to make sure those who prey on our most vulnerable face the harshest consequence we can deliver. Child rapists don't get second chances. They get the death penalty. We will never apologize for protecting America's children.

@NotAvgLiberal Tolerance for most things, except magats

Morals.

@LauraLoomer Because unlike trump, President Obama was able to make friends with people around the world.

Why is Barack Hussein Obama meeting with world leaders while President Trump is in office? This is a coup.

@Logically_JC Easy. Take 600% of $1000 = $6000. Subtract that from the original and you get -$5000.

Can someone explain to me how you reduce the price of something by 600%?

@AZ_Brittney Sloth (and I don’t mean the animal or the deadly sin)

Describe RFK Jr. in one word. ✋

@RapidResponse47 @MarkHamill The only thing that inspires assassination attempts is trump’s own odious statements and actions

.@MarkHamill is one sick individual. These Radical Left lunatics just can’t help themselves. This kind of rhetoric is exactly what has inspired three assassination attempts in two years against our President.

@HQNewsNow You have to be an idiot to think that anyone, even a child, would not understand you mean sea when you say by sea in that context

Trump: By sea, by sea, by ocean, by the water, you know, a lot of people say, what do you mean by sea? Is it... see, like vision? No, it's sea. S-E-A.

@DavidVeale19 @JayTownAlabama @maddenifico @realDonaldTrump lol it’s the one thing he has shown some self control over

@JayTownAlabama @maddenifico @realDonaldTrump All these years later, after suing lots of people for lots of perceived offenses, he never sued anyone for calling him a child rapist. He can’t go through discovery and depositions because he knows he’s guilty.

The FBI does not interview someone four times unless they think they're credible. Trump raped a 13-year-old child.

@NewsUMissed2026 @FFT1776 There is no better rapist/pedophile that they can find, so I understand why they want to keep him

@FFT1776 I’m not triggered by your tweet. I’m just amazed that anyone would want more of an accused child rapist/pedophile protector. I hope you don’t hv children.

Anyone wanna help me piss off a liberal?🤣

@EricLDaugh I’m not sure how you live with yourself Mr doucherty. Such a suck up.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump is officially WHEELS UP aboard Air Force One from Florida, en route to the White House for another week of victories 47 has a lot on his plate right now, BIG moves could be made this week and Project Freedom in the Strait starts tomorrow morning 🔥 Have a safe flight, Mr. President! 🇺🇸

@AZ_Brittney @LePapillonBlu2 @Sarge736406 That anyone in their right mind could still vote for him after that blows my mind. That anyone would seek office after that instead of withdrawing in shame equally blows my mind.

@LePapillonBlu2 @Sarge736406 That’s one of the most disgusting and lowest things the Trump family has done.

Never forget, Eric Trump stole from a children’s cancer charity.

@45bestwords @GaryBec61804127 They could have impeached him the cowards and still continued their conservative agenda. But it goes to show how scared they are that there will not be another candidate with the same ability to con people and draw votes.

Republicans knew exactly who Trump was from the start Rubio: a con artist, vulgar + dangerous Cruz: a sniveling coward, amoral pathological liar Graham: If we nominate Trump, we'll get destroyed McCarthy: Putin pays Trump McConnell: a stupid, ill-tempered, despicable human

@ArtCandee @WhiteHouse This should really be draw 4 cards. With these, he can choose the color but not really inflict any pain, which is unrealistic

@WhiteHouse Bro is short many cards of a full deck.

@chronicalguy lol “now ranked” are you fvcking kidding me? Ranked by whom? A cadre of demons from hell?

This story is trending everywhere Everyone has something to say What do YOU think?

@TheRealThelmaJ1 That piece of junk needs to be arrested right away

Hey car people I need some help! I think this damn thing just fell off my car but I don't know what it is. It has some writing on it down by that nut but with my cataracts I can't tell what it says

@mmpadellan @firsttohearit And the difference between trump and the 13 year old was 35 years, so there’s that

@firsttohearit The age gap between Joe and Jill is 8 years. The age gap between trump and Melania is 24 years. Math really isn't that hard, guys. JFC.

FOX NEWS: "Why didn't Jimmy Kimmel make a joke about Jill Biden and Joe Biden? Dr. Jill Biden is much younger than Joe Biden. Kimmel isn't a comedian, he's an activist. Kimmel is part of a protection racket."