Emily Calvanese

@ohjamesgotjokes water wasn't as nice, but close enough lmao x.com/i/status/14335…

@ohjamesgotjokes @ryanmalin_ Thats Justyn, he is the best and still kicking!

@ryanmalin_ Hope that guy is still alive

Philadelphia when we finally permanently flood 676

@Strandjunker We lost $12B in tourism, last year because of him and we need a fucking ballroom? We need him to get the fuck out.

There is a new Democratic Socialist in Congress. DSA congratulates our member Chris Rabb on his election for Pennsylvania’s 3rd Congressional District. This victory would not have been possible without the work of thousands of working class people across Philadelphia organizing for a better world. We will be with Congressman Rabb every step of the way in the fight to abolish ICE, free Palestine and win Medicare for All.

@mccrystal_alex WE ARE BACK BABY!

Bang

@Jimmyking35 THE PHILLIES ARE BACK!

THE PHILLIES ARE FUN AGAIN

@ThatEricAlper Y=mx+b

What’s the most useless thing you have memorized?

@joslewis Americas team! Go Birds!

If the NFL hates us so much why do we always have to have the most prime time games? 🙄🦅

@junkie_show @whatbunnysaid The truth always comes out! Showing true colors now.

@WordsWithEmily @whatbunnysaid That’s the exact fakeness that ppl would notice immediately and judge him for as well- the same way they called him and Nia fake for being aware and trying to be their best on the show on previous seasons

I’m really thinking about it now, but Nia is actually in a pretty dangerous situation. She’s got 4 kids under 4, a drunk husband who’s verbally abusive, weird with boundaries, and he’s moved them waaaaaaay out the way from family and friends #TheValley

@1ssve Ohhh how i remember those days! You could actually finish scrolling!

What if Instagram gave us a feature where our timeline is in chronological order AND I only see post from people I follow? What would that be like????

Zohran Mandani is consistently proving that if your politicians wanted to help you, they absolutely fucking could.

An actor who played a character so perfectly that nobody else could ever top it. GIFS ONLY.

@junkie_show @whatbunnysaid Ummm if I knew i was being recorded for national tv Id prob be on best behavior

@whatbunnysaid He was being an asshole but ur going to far with this statement - he’s never put her in danger - he was clearly irritated the entire trip and was being a jerk - but let’s not act like marriages are perfect 24/7- ppl r allowed to have moments

@NHLFlyers Captain Coots 🫡

ilysm, philly

@JClarkNBCS Dont stop believing

The Flyers season is over But a standing ovation from Flyers fans

So if Kamala Harris had started a war with Iran, gas prices doubled, and then asked taxpayers for $1 billion for a tacky gold ballroom, MAGA would’ve totally been normal and reasonable about it, right?

The Phillies are down by 7, which is great news for the Flyers.

Name a movie you’ve watched at least 5 times… and would still watch again tonight if it came on. No overthinking 🎬

The scene that made my romantic expectations completely unrealistic: