ReggieBelafonte13

They wanted Mr Nice Guy. Nigahiga taught me better.

Eddie Vedder can control me like a puppet. After 8 beers, anything is possible.

@romeodunze is a commie

If you have this haircut… you belong at the kids table

Congrats @dodgers welp you’ve done it… I’m not the joker but I’ll act like it. For EVERY SINGLE DAY the MLB goes into lockout because you needed deferred contracts, a rapist will die without due process (@FBI this is a joke, you know where I live, @palantir knows I’m not seriou)

@donkeykong3035 @MollyAMcGrath Jason! Long time no talk, how are you?! Let’s connect soon - would love to catch up!

March madness is great and all but I’d love to see more @MollyAMcGrath

@johnnyhopkinzzz Johnny, no. The ring controls you. Mordor awaits.

JA JA BOOMBACLAT JA JA MAKIN ME MOVE TO DA BEAT

@johnnyhopkinzzz You should be studied.

My roommate just had stripper treatments without paying..! Is this a recession indicator?? #Real#Life

A hedonistic descent into overstimulation, gooning encapsulates the relinquishment of restraint in favor of unbridled indulgence. #GodBlessAI

Who cares about #Tesla?? Whatever happened to #Ligma???

#SpringCleaning When’s the last time you gooned with your realtor?? #TheyArePeopleToo!!

@johnnyhopkinzzz Hey - are you stupid? Or just having a laugh?

@WorldIsRetarded Nice one bro...

Why shouldn’t I just get plastered tonight? The green goblin mask is my Michelob ultra!! I can hear it in my dreams

@donkeykong3035 #MeToo

Is the grass always greener on the other side #im #colorblind

I WANTED MORE BUT ALL THEY HAD TO OFFER WAS A SHITTY 2006 WORLD SERIES RING!!

🚨 CRYER ALERT 🚨- SEEN AT SHEFFIELD’S 1:18am - Take that shit home!!!! #growUp #crushingRonas #justHangin #Goodnight

I HAVE EPILEPSY #becareful

@johnnyhopkinzzz #BigCum loves your thoughts. Thanks for sharing!

Be a good boy or hit up a bunch of whores?? #realthoughts