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Imagine hating me but I’m over here completely fine with it.

There seems to be some disagreement on “the sexiest/sluttiest thing a man can do” tweets…can you ladies agree so we can get an official ranking

It’s days like these I wish I had a grenade.

Me to my dog: “You’re not the boss of me.” As I immediately get up and do exactly what he wants.

My timeline is just a collection of people you’d never put on speakerphone.

i want want to be brave, but sometimes healing feels like walking barefoot through the fire that burned me.

A soul of poetry and a heart of intention.

Just here to make the rest of y'all look better

The thing about me is, I'll actually fucking do it.

Just be my weirdo and shut up.

I just bleed in complete sentences and let the sky take notes.

I have nothing in common with people who refer to Thursday as Friday Eve.

She’s a 10, but she thinks chocolate chips don’t belong in muffins.

Sass and “make me” sass are two very different things.

Always be careful sending someone your heart and soul.

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean I was being offensive...

I can tell from your Tweets, you’re the type of person that would rather live with the beep, than change the battery in the smoke detector.

I'm sick of people's shit years old.

Vulnerability and violence.

Be both the cause and the cure of their cravings

i am so good at being lost, i've started calling it home.