
WraithWyvern
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WraithWyvern
@WraithWyvern
Just a farmboy trying to navigate the wife market. Currently very lost.



Who’s pumped for this?!




just beat stories 3 holy shit that was a masterpiece




Hire a lawyer who loses your case? Don’t pay him. Order chicken, get shrimp? Don’t pay them. As Florida Governor, I will only pay government contractors when the job is done fully, correctly, and on time.








Trump DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin admitted to threatening his daughter’s teenage boyfriend while speaking at a church in 2022: “I told him, I said if I ever see you kiss her in front of me, I’ll drag your face across the asphalt. And that’s a true story. I told him that.”




Justify your civil war choice in Skyrim👇 And don’t give me the “oh the Nords are racist” as your justification for the empire. everyone in elder scrolls is racist. Just Google the shit Tiber septim did to summerset with a gundam



Jason schreirer about Crimson Desert: “boring and soulless that I absolutely did not want to play anymore. Feels like a game designed for people who just want to Consume Content.”







I put the Proclaimation of the Irish Republic into the LinkedIn translator



A Tucker Carlson / Joe Kent ticket would steam roll anything Democrats or Republicans could bring. It's laughable when people try to argue this with me. Spend some time offline. Good looking, physically fit white men are back "in."



Modern chickens weigh 5x more than chickens raised in 1957 In the 1920s chickens hit were 2.5 lbs Today Tyson and Perdue grow them to 6.3 lbs in just 47 days making them prone to lameness, muscle damage and weak organs. Sick chickens are packed into 1 sq ft cages, fed GMO corn/soy feed and rinsed in a chlorine baths Look for: - Pasture-raised - Corn & soy free - Air-chilled Find healthy chicken on the Oasis app



“We don’t need eugenics! My wife and I had kids the old-fashioned way, and they’ve turned out great!” That’s awesome. I’m really happy for you. (I tune you out as my 286 children, each named Eugene or Eugenia, levitate over and telepathically advise me on stock market trades.)










