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Hi Twitter writers... or sorry I mean X writers. Ex-writers? Ex-Twitter writers then. Who's still writing a book that they started in 1664? I am!!! And would love to follow you all, so please do come forth with your likes & follows and I'll do the like & follow back thing😁

@CaptainRandom10 Hahaha what? ...beard shavings I don't know where you get your lore 😆😅 but quite frankly I expect you to be endlessly irked or reverse bait-raged or something by my answer

@WritesMedieval It's the devil's beard shavings! (Assuming he has a green beard) 😁

To increase engagement I have decided to turn this into a hard-hitting #RageBait account. Prepare yourselves...😱 What is it about broccoli that people like? I don't care for it much. I hope that's not too provocative.

@CaptainRandom10 🤣...those pancakes still good at 30p

Me: books the most luxurious hotels I can when I go on holiday Also me: shops in the cheap supermarket and follows the sticker lady around waiting to see what she discounts 😁

@CaptainRandom10 😆

One stop shop...😂

Good morning all...it's Friday, so: 1. Slap everyone who deserves it ✋ 2. Buy my books 📚 (only if you like laughing...they're not for miserable bastards) Or 1. Don't buy my books 2. Slap yourself for being a miserable bastard 2. I'll come round and slap you ✋

@MrPitbull07 You know the answer. The only answer. Don't dare split them up. Adopt a single kitten who truly is alone rather than break up a pair with a bond. Or take the pair. (Please take the pair)😻

Six Idiots Witness a Murder. Out now at Amazon. (Only buy it if you have a sense of humour and need some escape over the holidays 😁).

@Matt_Pinner Well just call it 'Different' then

Can you think of a better name?

@WeAreVIVIDhomes The star won't cooperate, it's determined to be skew😅

@Nostalgic_Earth @sylvesterash88 I would stare at it all day to work it out, never mind tell the actual time. I'd be like: ' It's not 3 o clock until I've worked this one out.'

You go to someone’s house and this clock is on the wall… What’s your first thought?

Five books...two series, lots of dead people and much chortling and snort laughs. Six Idiots Witness a Murder (3 books) The Assassins' Social Club (2 books) Available on Amazon and Kindle 😀

@AnneBurley 😂🤣

@Nick_Clausen_ Hi Nick, thanks for the follow. I see you've just joined Twitter, good luck! I've gone off this place tbh, but it's nice to still get the occasional real engagement. What are you writing then?

@WritesMedieval Haha, 1664? That’s some serious commitment! 😂 I’m still working on a much younger manuscript, but I’m definitely here for the mutual support followed! 📚✍️

Hi Twitter writers... or sorry I mean X writers. Ex-writers? Ex-Twitter writers then. Who's still writing a book that they started in 1664? I am!!! And would love to follow you all, so please do come forth with your likes & follows and I'll do the like & follow back thing😁

@NicoleMarie1625 Time

Can you solve this riddle I wrote?😉 I can be measured, yet you cannot see me. I move forward, but never back. You can spend me, though I am free. Who am I?

@atlasjlively 'The Assassins' Social Club' Book 2 by Rob Hickman. It's made a great start off the back of the 1st book. It's light hearted and funny - not like what you'd expect for an assassin story.😃

Hello everyone! What book are you reading currently? 📚

The paperback is now out in the wild 📔 Murder! Mystery! Intrigue! Friendship! Incompetence! Homicidal monkeys! 😂 amazon.co.uk/Assassins-Soci…

My new book is out today in paperback as well as Kindle. Only buy it if you like escapism, intrigue,laughter, warm characters, an interesting story....and homicidal monkeys. 😁 #WritingCommunity Amazon/Kindle

@StoryGrid Ah, thank you😊

@WritesMedieval Master of Fine Arts. It's a type of graduate degree that can include a creative writing focus.

MFA programs are worth the money. Yes or no?

@AnneBurley I see you 😊